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baebyaga

Does anybody else think “man, I’d do so many things if I felt better” but once you feel better you don’t do anything cuz you just want to chill and enjoy not feeling bad?

summerstarsandsea

Y e a h

writeouswriter

catchymemes

lovedripdrop

Wild

tits-n-trix

This is 100% the future liberals want

formerlyjannafaye

posting your fic on AO3 like

writeouswriter

meanplastic

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have another idea

iloveycu

“you’re so sweet!” thank you i have abandonment issues

ithelpstodream

psychedelicfelon

All facts though 🤷🏾‍♂️

wildlyunlikelybabe

Because [cishet]men don’t have or really understand indepth friendship. They depend on ALL of their emotional support from their parents (read: mothers) or their spouses (read: wives). So when they are expected to care about the well being and feelings of a woman they aren’t fucking they think the world is ending.

eroticallyyou-deactivated201812

I GUARANTEE somebody got their feelings hurt after reading this LMAO

sweedishcoochiemeatballs

^Facts

wildlyunlikelybabe

For those who didn’t understand

7thblacksheep-deactivated201907

10/10 post

etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact

“Women aren’t vending machines you put compliments into until sex comes out.”

squidsticks

I also think a lot of men don’t understand how incredibly hurtful and dehumanising it is to find out that someone you thought was your friend – someone you thought valued you as a person and enjoyed spending time with you – just saw you as a conquest to fuck all along

smute

god how do people just function?!? its like i can either take care of my schoolwork OR keep my apartment clean OR look after my mental health OR have a social life… but never two or more at a time. no matter which aspect of my life is going well at a given moment, theres always 3 dumpster fires blazing away in the background. i feel like im playing adult whack-a-mole

edenleicester

What playing rhythm games feel like

webscene-remade

my anxiety: if I do not Produce and Achieve I will Die

my depression:

madammonkey

milanesasaregreat-blog

*watches recipe in cookbook*

Okay so I need 3 eggs

*walks over the fridge*

3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs

*opens fridge*

Wait was it 2 eggs