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"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

computationalcalculator

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

idontgettechnology

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

squidsticks

So one of my cats is named Castiel. And everyone at our vet clinic says it wrong, like Casteel. Except for one vet tech, who called me up for our appointment and pronounced his name perfectly. We locked eyes, and in that brief moment we came to a silent agreement to say absolutely nothing.

lantaniel

how do you do, fellow Creatives™

#pain

omtai

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

derezzcartes

barneycalhounslutmoments

literally the reason online discourse is Like That is cuz ppl havent found real problems yet

barneycalhounslutmoments

when ur pushing 30 and renting an apartment and reckoning with your health and future prospects ppl drawing pokemon porn becomes a lot less pressing of an issue

No, Tumblr, I don't think I will

#never change tumblr #also my ball explosion is scheduled sooner than that

gentlemanbones

Dunsparce is ready to love again.

#happy for u dunsparce

greeniery

I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life

greeniery

chuckles darkly

slavery

If bat mans parents died…. how was he born?

vampeerpressure-old

alfred

everythingfox

Why does he need a- … oh

#bruce in his violence chamber

kurhanchyk

the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

#the same people who cry plot hole when they arent handheld through every tiny detail

rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112

#true #i love radiohead and i fart out my balls on the regular

beardedmrbean

just some lads, being fellows

forestlune-deactivated20200417

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆

cure4psycho

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

#top-heavy big homo #hell yeah brother

I'm sorry but Silksong being announced via a 5 second clip buried in the middle of a Nintendo Direct is so funny. Can you imagine if Valve pushed a Steam client update and somewhere deep in the patch notes is "btw Half Life 3 coming this year"

#silksong #hollow knight #nintendo #nintendo direct #gaming #lmao