Insanity at its finest

Tori Kelly. 23 years young. Singer. 

[lauriestyles-1997-blog]

[torikellycbb-blog]

niallsthehoran  

‘Yeah, must’ve been. I have a habit of doin’ stupid things when I’ve been drinking, but I promise I’ll be on me best behaviour tonight. I wouldn’t want to upset such a beautiful woman,’ Niall smiled, passing her one of the drinks once the bartender returned with them. ‘I’m, uh, I’m a happy drunk. Sometimes too happy, hence the stupid things. Sometimes I sing loud, embarrassin’ songs. I’ve also been known to do an Irish jig from time to time.’

“I don’t know. I kind of want to hear you sing loud and embarrassing songs. I d the same thing though - except I am not usually drunk.” Tori teased before she took a drink from her glass. She took a moment to savor the flavor before turning to look at Niall. “You know, I kind of like this.”

[theobliviates]

“Congratulations, Lizzie,” she mumbled to herself, running a hand through her hair as she looked around, “Here less than an hour and you’re already lost. Personal record?” Groaning a little, she turned, wondering if she should just go back to where she started. 

[torikellycbb-blog]

Tori was heading to the restaurant when she came across a girl in the hallway. She overheard her mumble and let out a quiet laugh. “If it makes you feel any better, I got lost within an hour too.”

[johnnycbb-deactivated20160627]

This place sure as hell exceeded my expectations. That is, in a positive way of course. Hi. I’m Johnny. Depp.

[torikellycbb-blog]

This place is pretty fantastic. Hello, I’m Tori.

[ffedwards]

What’s up good looking people? I’ve been watching this for like a year now and I thought it was the right time to join you guys. Good timing joining with none other than Johnny freakin’ Depp! Anyway, I’m Emma. Like the Spice Girl. It’s boogie time.

[torikellycbb-blog]

You clearly joined at the right time. Hello, Emma! I’m Tori and a huge fan of yours.

[kxcedonovxn]

“ I’m pretty sure If I could have stuck Ester in my suitcase without her making a sound…. I would have done it.”

[torikellycbb-blog]

"Is it safe to assume that Ester is a pet? I miss my puppy so I think that Big should change that no pet rule.”

[torikellycbb-blog]

@LoganLerman: i think…… we should cancel 2016

@ToriKelly: Is 2016 not treating you well?

[natdormxr-blog]

“Fuck. You scared me! … Haven’t you ever heard of knocking before you enter?”

[torikellycbb-blog]

“Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. It was a total accident.”

[emilyduncanrp]

Looks like somebody sent me a pizza ! Now , I don’t know who it was , but thank you , and hey , I’m willing to share . 

[torikellycbb-blog]

Oh, wow, I see that somebody has an admirer, huh? How could I turn down an offer to share pizza? Pizza is awesome. 

[niallsthehoran]

‘That’s better than jumpin’ in the pool naked though, right? Reckon that’s got to count for something. Cameras ‘round here have seen me bare, Irish butt more times than I can count on one hand,’ Niall half-joked, memories of skinny dipping on the beach resurfacing for a moment. Ordering them both two pints of Guinness, he turned to look at her with a smile. ‘What other drunk stories have you got for me then?’ 

[torikellycbb-blog]

“Oh gosh, that must have been quite the sight.” Tori teased with a smile on her face.  “I don’t have quite a lot, to be honest. Like I mentioned, I get really giggly and happen when drunk. I also seem to like to touch people which sounds weirder than it actually is. I guess I just really really like hugs drunk or not.” Tori explained with a shrug of her shoulders. “What about you?”  

[sugghq-blog1]

SNAPCHAT → ALL CONTACTS

JOE: someone keeps stealing my boxers… JOE: i’m serious, i only have like 2 pairs left JOE: at this rate i’m gonna end up having to go commando

[torikellycbb-blog]

Tori: Someone obviously has a serious boxer fetish.

[ffsewats]

SNAPCHAT → ALL CONTACTS

WILLA: tequila slammers @ the bar WILLA: u should come join

[torikellycbb-blog]

Tori: How could I ever turn down that offer? Tori: I am on my way. 

[niallstillontheloose]

Well your favourite Payne has arrived, i might not even bother with unpacking and just see what there is too do around here. And for anyone who doesn’t know me, Hey i’m Liam. 

[torikellycbb-blog]

How can you be sure you’re the favorite?

[brittrcbb-blog]

Whatever you’re about to say to me, I guarantee I either won’t care or I’ll have heard it before. So, if it’s about my recent birthday, the fact that you haven’t seen me around here in a while or that I look like shit, just don’t say it, because I’ve heard nothing else for the last few weeks.

[torikellycbb-blog]

...Are you okay? You don’t seem okay. 

[natdormxr-blog]

SNAPCHAT → ALL CONTACTS

NAT: This is the face of someone who is too hungover to function.

NAT: I’d love you forever if you brought me some Advil.

[torikellycbb-blog]

Tori: And this is the face of someone who is on her way with Advil.

[cbbkristenstewart]

I’m so fucking bored. I may just go and have an electric guitar session in the music room. Or skateboard around the resort, indoors to stir things up. Or go to the games room. Whatever I decide, wanna join? Or, wanna help me decide?

[torikellycbb-blog]

Whatever you decide to do, I am in. I’d be down for a game. 

[niallsthehoran]

Her words coaxed another laugh from him, arm still resting around the woman’s shoulders. ‘Don’t fret, babe. You’ve got me to look after you if it all goes wrong,’ Niall promised, approaching the bar. ‘Mhm, it’s a traditional Irish drink and it’s fuckin’ beautiful. I’ll order us two.’ 

[torikellycbb-blog]

“I’m holding you responsible if I do something stupid like jump in the pool fully clothed.” Tori explained, turning to look at him, a small laugh falling from her lips. “I dd that once while drunk in high school. ...It was an interesting experience.” They had reached the bar. “I’m always willing to try something new so okay, let’s do this.”