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⦠but mostly the one cat, because the others are usually well behaved. content warning for: vomiting. feel free to change pronouns/names/tense as needed!
ā and where do you think youāre going? ā
ā why are you thumping down the hall? ā
ā you ate cardboard? ā
ā what did you find? a bug? ā
ā sheās going to walk into the wallā! ā
ā is it silly time? ā
ā hey, look at me. bababooie. ā
ā youāre a stinky baby. ā
ā did you bring me something? ā
ā ew, itās covered in spit⦠ā
ā get down from there before you hurt yourself! ā
ā youāre such a cryptid. ā
ā stop yelling at me, i heard you the first time! ā
ā can you tell ____ to shut up? iām trying to sleep! ā
ā he brought me socks⦠ā
ā when did you get so big? ā
ā where did your bones go? ā
ā you have to say goodbye. ā
ā look! itās you! ā
ā itās okay, i know you didnāt mean to⦠ā
ā did he just throw up? ā
ā you try sitting here with that SMELL. ā
ā great, he gets carsick. ā
ā what was that pathetic noise you just made? ā
ā itās just constant elevator music going on in his head. ā
ā are you ready to sing your favourite song? ā
ā iām sorry, _____!! i didnāt see you in the dark! ā
ā why did she run in the room like that? ā
ā HEY! NO FIGHTING! ā
ā aww, youāre so intimidating. yes you are! ā