fools gold

[localstarboy]

I just fw how you built his confidence. One of my fav videos

[candiikismet]

“You sure?”

“YES.”

[superpokemondork]

When you google a character from a show you’re watching and get spoiled about them

[swarnpert]

[brainstatic]

Why do people think the laws of man and nature don’t apply in beach bathrooms? What is it about beach bathrooms that makes people enter the heart of darkness and decide that toilet paper can go anywhere?

[petapeta]

[hunkules]

Come my child, before the humans return

[pissvortex]

I diagnose you with gamer

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

[huffpost]

Mystery Artist Wanksy Paints Penises Around Potholes To Get Them Fixed (NSFW)

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

Wanksy is a better activist than Banksy. They are improving their community.

[sprmint-bkgsoda]

History repeating. Washington Press

Where are the pro-lifers? Newsweek

[eaudrey35]

We all know the pro life movement is full of shit. They only care abt controlling wm. They don’t care abt the children. Because if u were a real prolife advocate u would b completely disgusted

[everyones-into-weirdness]

Holy fucking shit, this is actually happening. 

[221bshrlocked]

In casey’all think America is still a sort of “we figured ourselves out” country. this is 2018. this is now. people actually voted for this son of a bitch. the next time someone tells you “everyone knows about hitler and the holocaust that’s obviously not going to happen again” fucking shove this up their asses.

[yekkes]

If you’re a man and you don’t love your girlfriend a lesbian will

[yekkes]

Consider it a Threat AND a Promise

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[dxisybuchanan]

engagement rings: HACKED

[styna]

Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.

[milkmaidmilf]

resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do

[hwun]

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

this is why most of yall remain single

[amateur]

[marauders4evr]

You notice how Trump demolished the food safety laws and now, in the past month, we haven’t been able to eat lettuce, eggs, Tyson chicken, and watermelon because there are huge bacteria outbreaks? 

Interesting… 🤔 🤔 🤔 

[trishmishtree]

lettuce (x)

eggs (x)

chicken (x)

watermelon (x)

[thankyousirmayihaveanother]

and here’s a link to an article talking about the changes trump has made to food safety protections

[bengesko]

Just looking at those articles had this at the bottom

A lot of these companies are usually where lower income folks shop. I’m not saying the trump regime is trying to kill the poor, but…

[theunacceptablepylades]

Pre-sliced cantaloupe has been found to be contaminated with Salmonella rn too so be careful

[toshio]

leaked footage of peach and daisy’s smash taunts

[the-memedaddy]