Witch For President

Megan, doing my best

[mugasofer]

[ilovecats4ever]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[thebestoftumbling]

Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction.

[psyducked]

I thought this was going to be adorable but

[lunaoki]

i’m the dog

[tikkety-tok]

[ottosgotasecondglock]

He-flavored soup.

[bisexualwario]

[jaubaius]

[yesilian]

Instant good mood

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

I didn’t even need the volume for this mood raiser

[awlwren]

[video description: two men in suits with their shirts half unbuttoned dance smoothly in sync to “Stayin’ Alive” by the BeeGees. Their choreography matches the song perfectly and they exude and air of fun confidence.]/end description.

[1st-1]

[thehighkingofawesome]

[dear-ao3]

[bogkeep]

i know a lot ot us have that "what if i'm actually annoying" fear, and while i COULD self-soothe with affirmations like "i'm not annoying, it's okay" i prefer "it is my human right to be annoying and cringe"

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

somewhere in the world

a mother is singing her baby a lullaby for the first time, a shelter cat is going home with an excited family, a kid is starting the first pages of what will be their favorite book series, a couple in a long engagement is finally having their wedding, a gardener is stepping outside to see their produce flourishing and almost ready to be picked, a father is becoming a grandfather eager to hold his new little love, a teenager is putting the keys into their first car, someone is moving on from a break up and walking past a place they used to go with their ex without feeling an ache, a patient is taking their first steps forward after a long surgery, a child is getting all giddy with anticipation for their birthday party

because life all around us is beautiful even though their is chaos and sorrow that can often overshadow it.

[thyming-deactivated20220220]

Take a deep breath. Everything will be alright. You will be okay. The sun will rise again and the flowers will start to bloom.

[hotboyproblems]

me: they hurt me!! I'm gonna be distant! that'll show them!

them: hey

me: hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫

[shmothman]

one of the things my little brother and i do to each other is announce our presence by yelling HEWWO??? whenever we get home but. this has now caused our dad to also, upon getting home from work, throw the door open and yell. in the daddest voice possible. HEWWO???

[bewarewoof]

You Canned These Worms. Now Lie In It

[disneydorito]

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[valykas-deactivated20190916]

This is amazing

[fartproducer-deactivated2026013]

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

[surprisebitch]

this deserves an academy award nomination

[arabwife]

if u can’t handle me at my worst, u don’t deserve me at my longest yeah boi ever

[valtsv]

the most important thing they don't tell you about being gay is that as soon as you have any creative control over your appearance you will start dressing like one or more of the muppets

[rogha]

@zapphod I think he counts like generally as his main character trait.

[ashstfu]

i will never be stable. that’s for a horse