Random

"So much of life, it seems to me, is determined by pure randomness.

[denizenhardwick]

sometimes i see some cool art of Blorbo but before i reblog it i peek in the notes and discover. it is not, in fact, art of Blorbo. it is art of Squub. i have no idea who Squub is.

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[sheepwilbur]

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[crayonsandcottontails]

Asking a girl if she wants to make out and she nods excitedly then turns her head for you to kiss her cheek.

[crayonsandcottontails]

Confused, you tell her you meant more like, serious kissing, and she blushes and goes silent then nods again and tilts her head down to present her forehead to you. She hasn't stopped blushing profusely.

[cartoonfan4ever]

Sometimes, I remember that Willow was everyone's first friend.

[largishcat]

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

[boycritter]

thinking about anastasia trusova paintings again

[boycritter]

CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

[clepse-deactivated20171114]

“i wish i had a british accent”

ah yes, the british accent

the singular british accent

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

There’s such an irony to a map trying to show there’s more than one British accent claiming Wales only has ‘Welsh’ and 'Cardiff’

Like yeah, it would get stupid to include every single nuance but Jesus Christ. You can’t even split north and south?

[oneheadtoanother]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[drops-of-universe]

"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream

[syd-cudi]

it makes your brain happy! your body could use some joy too

[drops-of-universe]

no everyone shut up and listen. truths were said

[icannotgetoverbirds]

in all seriousness, if you're craving ice cream, it's likely that your body needs fat and carbs. If ice cream isn't an option for whatever reason, you can try to feed yourself something else with a significant amount of fat and/or carbs. You may also be dehydrated if you're craving sweets.

That said, sometimes your body and brain do genuinely just need a pick me up.

The more frequently you practice intuitive eating like this, the better you'll get at figuring out what it is that your body is asking for.

Also, a great trick is to take a look at what you're craving, note the nutritional contents (fat, carbs, protein, plant matter/fiber) and try and figure out what else sounds tasty for your particular craving. This can give you more data points to go off of. For instance, if you're craving ice cream, but a sweet roll sounds just as good, it's probably carbs your body is asking you for. That said, if you're craving ice cream and a sweet roll doesn't sound good at all BUT a bagel with strawberry cream cheese or avocado toast DOES sound good, you know it's fat you're needing.

If all you're craving is ice cream and nothing else sounds worth the effort, you may just need a low effort mood boost, which is also totally valid! This can also help you even if you can't have ice cream, because now that you know what your body actually wants, you know there are more ways to fulfill that order than the way it asked you to!

[myvanityisavirtue]

[haveievermentioned]

also, uh.. Migraines. I started getting a migraine and all of a sudden I just NEEDED Ice cream. I had some in the freezer so put some in a cup, went off, and it was instantly fixed. Turned out the cold in ice cream can alter the blood flow via the veins in the top of the mouth and that somehow can fix migraines? Ice water will do the same. But if you are getting a migraine, try getting ice cold water or ice cream to the roof of your mouth as a first step fix.

[vaspider]

I have genuinely never regretted listening to my body when I had a genuine craving.

A couple of months ago, when we were trying to get my insulin/blood sugar all set and I was struggling real hard, I also had a HUGE craving for shellfish. I generally don't eat shellfish on account of, you know, Jewish, but when all I could think about for DAYS was eating COLD SHRAMP RIGHT NOWWWWW, I went and got some.

I felt better right away, and my wife pointed out that we usually use sea salt in our food, which usually doesn't have iodine in it. She got us some sea salt with iodine, and I stopped dreaming of shrimp, and my blood sugar/insulin situation calmed down, bc iodine helps glucose processing.

Also like... even though it was extremely treyf, it made me feel good to listen to my body and give it what it asked for, even if it was a "forbidden/bad food" the way that most Americans talk about ice cream. Sometimes just listening to yourself is what you need as much as anything.

It makes you more confident in your body, and that's rad.

Also, I use that ice cream trick for migraines all the time.

[write-on-world]

[for-the-freaks-and-geeks]

[kaijuno]

[controllerpervert]

i have something to say

[birdsareblooming]

For the love of god stop

[realshinjiikari]

[birdsareblooming]

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

[twinkothydrake]

[pixel-in-the-cup]

[ribbonfinale]

Mr. "Heart of the Cards" over here roasting a guy for not playing with a tournament competitive deck.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Exodia kill this casual

[saywhat-politics]

Asheville town hall turns chaotic as Rep. Chuck Edwards faces constituents

[specss00]

THIS. this is what we need to be doing.

attend local town halls. If ANYONE starts spouting bullshit, SHOUT THEM DOWN. Let them drag you out if you have to. Go with friends and family.

MAKE A SCENE. DO SOMETHING.

[theconcealedweapon]