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localtiktoks

byeflexual

The next panel immediately burned my eye sockets

narupity

dolly parton: your beauty is beyond compare

with flaming locks of auburn hair

with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green

your smile is like a breath of spring

your voice is soft like summer rain

dolly parton:

prideprejudce

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea

prideprejudce

dare-i-say-asexual

eulaalia-deactivated20170111

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

allsadnshit

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

notunlikepride

@shitpostsampler this feels up your alley

cherrymetropolis

These Pokemon playsets were my favorites growing up!💕

tylerposey

Taron Egerton photographed by Gavin Bond for British GQ (2019)

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

chrisevans-sexualfrustrations

hella90s

Look what Kiki’s Delivery Service just dropped off!

JiJi keeps watch over you while a stylish cage light provides soft lighting. Perfect for a bedside table. A unique gift for JiJi fans of all ages.

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kawaiikaylatee

How could one possibly say no to Jiji??? I’ll take 3 please 😍😍😍

awed-frog

This is both amazing and profoundly irritating - the exact writing equivalent of that thing artists do - you know, how they’ll mess up anything that’s on expensive paper and planned in every single detail but get them doodling during a boring lesson and suddenly they’re Michel-bloody-angelo.