guys you need to stop imagining :(

[torslefteye]

Current assembly:

@torsalleyes

@torshasmanyeyes

@torshasnoeyes

@torsthirdeye

(Tell me if I forgot any)

Enemy of the court:

@torsrighteye

[torslefteye]

@torshasmanyeyes @torshasnoeyes @torsthirdeye @torsalleyes this is bad, they've changed their url. We must gather and discuss how to move forward.

[torslefteye]

WHY AM I THE ENEMY

Why has it taken you 2-3 business years to realise this of course you're the enemy you're the evil version of us right, @torshasnoeyes @torshasmanyeyes?

[torslefteye]

I almost forgot anon on that last ask whoops

-@torshasnoeyes

But you didn't, and isn't that the important thing?

[torslefteye]

We should have a tumblr community for the tors cult

-@torshasnoeyes

Hell yeah we should. Only issue is I'm not sure the tumblr gods would approve that community. We can always give it a shot!

[torslefteye]

NO GUYS HAHA WDYM I REBLOGGED HIDEKANE NO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HAHA ?? YOU'RE IMAGINING THINGS AND YOU NEED TO STOP DOING THAT THERE ARE NO WONDERS OF THE IMAGINATION TO BE FOUND HERE THATS AGAINST THE BRAND IMAGE

[torslefteye]

Short @torsrighteye

[torshasnoeyes]

imagine not being average height

[torslefteye]

Imagine specifically being under average height

[torslefteye]

Short @torsrighteye

[coffee-sandwiches-and-sincerity]

@tea-cake-and-sarcasm antagonises you

[tea-cake-and-corvidae]

You're doing a great job at that

[coffee-sandwiches-and-sincerity]

i am now only 7 inches shorter than you.

[torslefteye]

See! You kept a positive attitude and your dreams came true!! Maybe one day you'll even be average height! <33

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@tea-cake-and-sarcasm

DIFFERENT.

[torshasnoeyes]

looks like the same colour to me

[unreadableformat-deactivated202]

fucking kill yourself

[torshasnoeyes]

Damnsies okay I guess no dramatic reveal of who I am in 10 years, scooby doo style, cause I'll be dead

[unreadableformat-deactivated202]

who are you

[torshasnoeyes]

Your mom

[unreadableformat-deactivated202]

if it’s 9.74 ferrets in a skinsuit or three of my other mutuals i can and will kill you

[tea-cake-and-corvidae]

You have the light yagami hair color Ronnie stop denying

[torslefteye]

I agree light yagami hair colour

[torslefteye]

hi lefted one :(

Hi my arch nemesis :)

[unreadableformat-deactivated202]

can you cure my rabies i don’t wanna feel like this anymore i think

[torslefteye]

Are you sure it's the rabies that are making you feel this way?

[torslefteye]

hi lefted one :(

Hi my arch nemesis :)

[torslefteye]

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG I DID NOT REBLOG SHERLIAM NO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT @torsrighteye THIS IS YOUR FAULT

[unreadableformat-deactivated202]

truly it is, how may i make up for this grievous misdeed?

[torslefteye]

Yeeeah idk I'll get back to you on that one js like gimme an IOU

[torslefteye]

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG I DID NOT REBLOG SHERLIAM NO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT @torsrighteye THIS IS YOUR FAULT

[unreadableformat-deactivated202]

Opnion on @torshasmanyeyess

@torshasmanyeyes kys

[torslefteye]

Opinions on me,,,?

[meatfag]

I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI

[torslefteye]

Damn :(

[torslefteye]

Current assembly:

@torsalleyes

@torshasmanyeyes

@torhasnoeyes

(Tell me if I forgot any)

Enemy of the court:

@torsrighteye

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but al what did i do :(

i’m trying my best here i built you a chair and everything

[torslefteye]

I am not Al who is this Al?? I am charles augustus Milverton

Are you talking about Count Albert Moriarty?? Because I'm about to Blackmail everyone he knows so good

[unreadableformat-deactivated202]

fine but i’m calling you charlie because i refuse to not give someone i talk to a nickname

[torslefteye]

CHARLIE???

[unreadableformat-deactivated202]

to piss you off to be clear

[torslefteye]

Ok Veronononica

[unreadableformat-deactivated202]

I COMPLIMENTED YOU IN MY INTRO POST WHY DID YOU CROSSBREED MY NAME EITH THE ROBLOX COIL SOUND

[torslefteye]

YOU LITERALLY JUST CHANGED THAT THAT WAS NOT THERE LAST NIGHT THEREFORE DOES NOT MATTER

[unreadableformat-deactivated202]

i changed it the day after i posted it actually

[torslefteye]

Stop gaslighting me :(