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Oreo is always cute, but in this video, he's EXTRA cute! 💚
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What can we say?
Oreo is always cute, but in this video, he's EXTRA cute! 💚
a rouge pipe cleaner.... escaped from the craft supplies
Palomas Mesa, Quay County, New Mexico, USA
A neat mesa I see when I travel on I-40 through eastern New Mexico. The almost evenly space alluvial fans at the top make it really stand out.
Behold the majestic floof of this canary-shouldered thorn moth and let your Monday be that little bit more bearable.
The food plants of this ridiculously fluffy species are birches, goat willow, and alders; to help look after it please look after local trees. If you're in the UK like me, please report any damage to urban trees your council.
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So floffy
drew a lil guy x
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Doesn't this make you wish you were a wheel of cheese, gently aging on an olive wood shelf on some sunny island somewhere? 🧀🍰
Fuzzy guy!!!!!!!
Rain beetle, male, majestic, plump, adorable, seasonal
I keep finding pants that I used to fit in no longer fit. Either my hips have widened or somehow my half-assed quest to get a fuller ass is actually productive.
I swear I am not taking hormones.
Tumblr is hard
I don't like anything, I am not a fan of anything, I do not like being perceived, I refuse to grow my audience, waaahwaaahwaaah
River cruise ship at twilight
O hi tumblr I remembered you again. I take pictures at twilight cuz light gud. also I iz dumb.
Um look at the alt text if you want something more eloquent.
me: ugh I should've been in bed hours ago
youtube: hey psst get a load of this
woke up and someone spilled vanilla extract all over my dash, so as punishment you strange little beasties are getting all the VANILLA FACTS i know:
vanilla is the 2nd most expensive spice in the world (2nd to saffron)
which is why more than 99% of what we call "vanilla extract" is actually vanillin (vanilla's dominant flavor compound) and is not extracted from real vanilla.
luckily, even professionals struggle to tell the difference when it comes to things like baked goods. but there is a distinct difference in non-heat treated products like vanilla ice cream. real vanilla has a more complex, individualized flavor profile.
why is vanilla so expensive? because it is a ridiculously delicate & demanding crop. complete primadonna.
vanilla beans come from vanilla orchids. these crazy flowers bloom for A SINGLE DAY and have to be HAND-POLLINATED in a process that is exhausting, delicate, and requires specialist knowledge passed down over generations.
then, if you're lucky, you get vanilla beans.
which then require months of further specialized treatment.
the entire process takes about a year and can go wrong at any stage
vanilla has been cultivated for over 800 years (possibly much longer). the first known cultivators are the Totonac, an indigenous people of Mexico.
the Aztecs used it as a sweetener to balance out the bitter taste of cocoa. it was popular in a drink called xocolatl--the precursor to modern hot chocolate!
it is only pollinated by a very specific orchid bee!!!
which is why no fruit could be grown outside of Mexico until the 1800s
Edmond Albius, born into slavery, invented the pollination method we still use today--launching a global industry when he was just 12 years old.
today, the majority of the world's vanilla is grown in Madagascar
if you want real vanilla, read the labels carefully--it's harder to find than you think!
in conclusion, those tiny black specks you see in fancy vanilla ice cream? those are vanilla bean seeds! itty bitty orchid seeds!!! they are delicious and also a PRISSY BITCH!
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Okay, but what about Saffron? Why is that more expensive?
ok i love saffron but it is a fucking CUNT look at this shit:
this is saffron. it's made up of tiny red threads. each of those threads?
THREE TO A FUCKING FLOWER.
it takes 75,000 flowers to make ONE POUND of saffron
do u see this field? do u see this fucking field?
this field will produce enough saffron to fit in a goddam...baggie? a basket? a smallish bucket, perhaps?
and did I MENTION
the harvesting has to be done BY HAND
are u
are u comprehending
the Bullshit, are u comprehending it yet?
can u imagine. having to sit over a pile of thousands of blossoms and pick each. motherfucking. thread. by hand.
and after hours and hours
(your joints aching)
(your fingers stained)
after hours of this nonsense, lo and behold! you have harvested--about a thimble full of fucking saffron
jesus wept and so should you
she's such a whore why do i love her
Yauhgck!
Here's a gross idea – Venom, but the symbiote comes out as vomit. Transformations are always preceded by the sounds and smells of dyspepsia and retching.
Wait, where do venom symbiotes usually come out of anyway?
In kids shows, they are usually implied to be pretending to be the host's clothing, but most times when the symbiote is chased off, the real clothes are still there. And in other media?
Oh, heck, venom symbiotes don't have to follow silly rules like volume or mass conservation. I am thinking too hard.
I like how my username is inscrutable.
Go ahead. *Scrute* it. You can't.