:^)

25 and not great :( other account: @love-can-destroy

[deadelated]

[cali]

name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle

[tortlasagna]

ughhhhhh such a fucking drama queen🙄 someone get me better taste asap

[tortlasagna]

"i would never ignore you!" literally took one week for that lie to become even more obvious and its bc i called him out on never paying anyone for gas. like bro is literally just mad that he can't be a freeloader

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[flanbolt]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[turnipoddity]

not me

[pointnclick]

i don't have to see the odysessy movie to know it sucks. all the men who liked batmen and refer to movies as "kino" like it and all the women i follow with literature degrees don't. i rest my case

[despazito]

motherfuckers unlimited

[kosmogrl]

they weren’t kidding when they said the only way out is through

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[segamascott]

kind of feeling like an empty vessel #emptyvessel

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a bag of chips... and fuck her in it!!!

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[segamascott]

kind of feeling like an empty vessel #emptyvessel

[tortlasagna]

ughhhhhh such a fucking drama queen🙄 someone get me better taste asap