CHUPI

i'm sucker for hot and tall boys. 24 (she/her)

[toshitoshibo]

kita: alcohol won't take you anywhere

atsumu: nobody drinks it as a mode of transport

kita:

osamu: he is not wrong

[toshitoshibo]

sugawara: so.... you are saying i can't sell the jewelery that the kids make?

daichi: no, i just said it's illegal.

sugawara: *looking at the team making beads* but is it really work if they love what they do?

daichi:

hinata: i made 20! i beat all of you!

sugawara: see?

[toshitoshibo]

kageyama: do you-

hinata: yes i'll never disagree with you. i'll even let you brainwash me!

kageyama:

kageyama: do you want cookies? i bought your favorite

[toshitoshibo]

akashi: finally... i found you...

bokuto: you find me? was i hiding?

akashi:

kuroo: CUT! READ THE SCRIPT DUMBASS

[toshitoshibo]

meian: is there a reason why you don't take anything seriously?

atsumu: jokes are a classic choping mechanism for someone with traumatic childhood

meian: would you like a traumatic adulthood?

[toshitoshibo]

kageyama: i bought mint chocolate ice cream.

hinata: you hate that ice cream flavour.

kageyama: but you don't.

tsukishima: disgusting. i hate that flavour and both of you.

[toshitoshibo]

hinata: how do you feel about children?

kageyama: they're okay i guess. if i saw one, i wouldn't throw rock at it.

hinata: what-why would you throw a rock at a child?!

kageyama: i just said i wouldn't.

[toshitoshibo]

happy new year 2026!

[toshitoshibo]

kenma: what's in the bottle?

kuroo: it's just water

kenma: let me try that

kenma:

kenma: this is wine

kuroo: praise lord. jesus has done it again!

[toshitoshibo]

priest: would you like this man to be your husband?

kageyama: *texting sugawara* should i say i do? i don't wanna seem too clingy

hinata:

[toshitoshibo]

komori: thoughts on atsumu?

sakusa: *glances at atsumu* disgusting but irresistible

[toshitoshibo]

nishinoya: yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it's called being flexible.

[toshitoshibo]

hinata: do you have any ibuprofen?

ukai: back in my day we just died

[toshitoshibo]

sugawara: why are you crying?

hinata: kageyama told me he wants his kids to marry mine because i have a good heart.

sugawara:

hinata: what zone am i even now?

sugawara: *sighs*

[toshitoshibo]

atsumu: what's your favorite position in bed?

sakusa: next to the wall so i can charge my phone

[toshitoshibo]

hinata: i love you

kageyama: thank you

hinata: i was expecting better reply

kageyama: thank you so much?

[toshitoshibo]

kageyama: having a size kink is so disgusting. you like being towered over? feeling small? getting pinned up against a wall? this friday night? my place?

hinata: wha-