[pissvortex]

I took her to my mouse hole then I squeaked it

[gloopdimension]

Well okay if you say so

[tothechaos]

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[cowboy]

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

[gaphic]

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

[gaphic]

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[m3atbuff3t]

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

[eebie]

PJACKK HAS RETURNED

[eebie]

[eebie]

HE IS GONE AGAIN

[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

[yossyislandd]

fool me once, why would you do that to my once; fool me twice, my twice too?? seriously?????

[farmwitch]

this app is like a pacifier to me

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[doggirlcomet]

[redstonedust]

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

[internetkatze]

Dewey decimal starting at 598 :>

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

I woke up in the morning and everything was different

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...