"when the friend who always cancels starts soft launching a headache" wow! i hope you specifically are maximally inconvenienced by someone else's illness today
i don't know how to tell you that it's literally always ableist to mock people who get sick a lot and "i can tell which ones are faking" isn't the get out of jail card you think it is
also if your friends feel the need to lie to you to get out of plans maybe you're not fostering a good environment for them to be honest with you















