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btw the Earthsea books are that good and anything positive you’ve heard about them is true and the prose will break your legs and kiss your forehead and it proves wrong every criticism of ‘genre fiction’ and Ged will never be white even though those evil cover artists tried to ignore that and it tackles feminist issues in ways that so much modern fantasy could only dream of and motherhood/aging/absence of war/decentering of power through violence and so many other other taboos of fantasy are made central and powerful and it did everything first and perfectly and well the dragons are cool as fuck. You will get deeply attached to a wizard’s boat it’s called Lookfar. The boat is called Lookfar I love it like a brother.

cheeriosgreg

Insanely scary list:

-The fae

-Lightbulbs

-the chattering men

thoodleoo

sorry i cant come over today. it's the whole eagle pecking out my liver thing. tomorrows not good either. yeah it's the eagle again, im kind of booked up for a while actually

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theproblematicblogger

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sonypraystation

bitch im on 12 frames

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me after smoking this

coolxatu

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stealthrockdamage-deactivated20

"no kink!!! think of the children blah blah" im actually releasing lions in your backyard so maybe you should worry about that pride first

populationtyre

threatening ppl with violence to punish them for not consenting to being exposed to your kink?

making people feel guilty for saying no to a sexual act?

sounds kinda like that goes completely against y’all’s “safe sane consensual” mantra.....

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i love the idea that someone read this post and genuinely assumed i had access to real live lions that i would release in their backyard like some weird jigsaw shit for the crime of having bad opinions. sorry debate master every time you respond to me i'm collecting one more dangerous wildlife species to airdrop at your location. if you're so scared then you'll stop responding to me

rslashrats

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i can’t believe he’s gone

unclefather

Kanye Rest in peace

wet-monsoon

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

wet-monsoon

no….. No

NO

claratyler

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

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