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[totally-correct-jamonica]

Veronica, to Rizavi: James would look cute with glasses

James, coming in the next day wearing fake glasses:

Veronica: I'd look cute with a hundred dollars

[totally-correct-jamonica]

@last anon

Bold of you to assume I would stop anyone from validating my boyfriend and letting him know he’s loved

-V

[totally-correct-jamonica]

James - Can I give you a hug and will Veronica bit my head off if I do it

I’m not opposed to hugs. ((and no, she wouldn’t, because this is a non-toxic relationship where we’re allowed to interact with other people))- J

[totally-correct-jamonica]

!! Hello I love you both

!! Hello and thank you for loving us we love you too <3

-V

[totally-correct-jamonica]

James: I wasn’t THAT drunk.

Veronica: You asked me if I was single.

James: So? You’re my girlfriend.

Veronica: And you cried when I said I wasn’t.

[totally-correct-jamonica]

The only reason Griffin knows how to properly use a semicolon is that he looked it up after Veronica jokingly said, "Nothing's sexier than a man who knows how to use a semicolon.”

[totally-correct-jamonica]

Couples costume for halloween???

Hmm……. to be honest, I didn’t even buy a costume this year. I’m going as Veronica’s boyfriend.

- Mod James

[the-bluespirit]

[totally-correct-jamonica]

James: How am I cool?

Veronica: I was afraid you were going to ask that.

[thefakejamesgriffin]

The pain of finding a good jam for the next playlist but it’s a little suggestive in the lyrics and I don’t want Lance trying to kill me for making one of “””those””” playlists

[totally-correct-jamonica]

Lance, to James: Don’t worry, Veronica likes your butt and fancy hair. I’d know, I read her diary.

James, touching his hair: She thinks it’s fancy?

[notactuallyveronica]

tbh i can't picture james as any god he'd moreso just be the mortal you fall in love with

Interesting concept, anon. @thefakejamesgriffin

[thefakejamesgriffin]

And then I keep hurting myself so you give me unbreakable skin and visit me in my humble home on the mountains by the seaside.

[notactuallyveronica]

I love you

[thefakejamesgriffin]

This is truly an unexplained blessing and miracle. I love you too. 

[totally-correct-jamonica]

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[totally-correct-jamonica]

Veronica: I need a person of class. Someone who has their life together. Carries themselves with grace and dignity. A person of humbility.

James: leans on a cabinet to look cool and impress her but tumbles to the ground with it “It wasn’t me”

James: refuses to approach Keith to help him in any way that does not involve him standing on top of a large tire and dramatically flipping the headlights of a big ass truck on

James: at three am “Why are all vegetables plants?”

Veronica: Yes. This one is perfect.

[totally-correct-jamonica]

James is constantly making Veronica playlists because he cannot help himself. Here are some screenshots of his finished and/or continuing works: 

[spaceypaladins]

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW HEARTBROKEN JAMES SOUNDED WHEN HE THOUGHT VERONICA DIED?!!

[bipallidan]

james: oh yeah this’ll look cool

veronica: why don’t we just approach hi-

james: shh just hand me my helmet and i’ll turn the lights on