Fuck FreshTV, We Canon

If you're gonna reblog, reblog with something funny

[fraudulent-cheese]

Team Escope but it's textposts i relate to

[sweetcashews]

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Cody, in tears: you hate me because...of my white boy swag???

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Owen: With habits like these you could start a mukbang channel

Noah: I'M PERCEIVING HERE IZZY AND I DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M PERCEIVING

Izzy: I SHOULD!!

Izzy: In this exciting episode, Izzy eats glass again

Eva: NO!!

Owen: a...again??

Noah: YOU ATE GLASS??!!!?!

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Heather, clearly judging: I mean, no shame...but-

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Owen: You guys are actually fucking insane /pis

Owen: /pos*

Noah: /piss

Izzy: /piss

Eva: /piss

Owen: :(

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Sierra: I hope you know I can't stop staring at those pictures of him and giggling

Heather: I hope you know I'm having a crisis of morality for spending an hour looking for a man's home address

Sierra: it's okay

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Izzy: I like your hair!

Leshawna: Oh, thank you! :)

Izzy: I am going to steal it (o^▽^o)

Leshawna:

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Gps, for the fifth time in three minutes: Turn right onto the highway and make a U-turn in three miles-

Courtney: KILL YOURSELF!!!!

[courtney-deserved-better]

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Heather: I'm not one to complain, but the blatant

Heather: DIRESPECT

Heather: I experienced today

Gwen: We're not going to compliment you every time we see you

Heather: WELL YOU FUCKING SHOULD

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DJ: How would you deal with this trauma?

Duncan: I call my girlfriend

DJ: Aw, that's beautiful

Duncan: Call my girlfriend a bitch

DJ:

Duncan: And I hang up on her

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Courtney: I intent to stay pissed at you forever.

Courtney: Even if I seem helpful

Duncan: Then you're in luck!

Duncan: You don't.

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Courtney: That trick boyfriend-stealing BITCH

Noah: Ohh my gooodddd Courtney no one wants to read your 31.8 page, single spaced, Arial font size 12, 14.3k word essay on how much you hate Gwen

Cody: WHAT

Leshawna: HELLO???

Heather: You know, I DO actually want to read that

Trent: Courtney, what is wrong with you?

Courtney: Gwen, obviously

Courtney: and it's actually 17.5k words, for your information

Leshawna: Good lord-

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Harold: Make no mistake, I am party rocking but I am ALSO in the house tonight

Noah: But are you shuffling?

Harold: Every day

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Cody: If you don't stop!! I might do unspeakable things!!

Duncan: Oh?? What will you do?

Cody: Unspeakable,,,

Cody: things,,

Noah: He means he's going to curl up in the bathroom and cry

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Noah: I wouldn't just give you a pen that doesn't work

Harold: Yes you would

Noah: Yes I would