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@totally-dante
@totally-not-vergil want a slice?
-look at the pizza and then realise it's actually a cake resembling "pizza"-
Why not?
*snickers and offers him a piece on a plate, knowing full well he'd get stabbed for this*
I'm sure you'll love it Vergil
@totally-not-vergil want a slice?
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Lulu this is random but just imagine Vergil trying to eat a spicy noodles but he is failing miserably but he doesn't want to give up because he is not the type to give up so he ends up eating those ramen in tears....
he’s trying so FUCKING hard
I'll do it again, if I have to.
I'm preparing my taste buds for this!
Bet I could handle them better than you
You eat spicy all the time!
Of course you'll win!
Exactly! Just one more thing you can't beat me at dear old brother of mine
Lulu this is random but just imagine Vergil trying to eat a spicy noodles but he is failing miserably but he doesn't want to give up because he is not the type to give up so he ends up eating those ramen in tears....
he’s trying so FUCKING hard
I'll do it again, if I have to.
I'm preparing my taste buds for this!
Bet I could handle them better than you
A ( forced ) healthy choice.
I hope Nero won’t treat me like this.
I love you son, please don’t force to eat broccoli.
Hey if I have to suffer so do you!
What if I just paid off all of your bills?
Honestly if you want a bunch of debt then be my guest but honestly having everything being paid off would be a hell of a rarity and I'd be one happy devil
Not to give you an existential crisis or anything, but Dante is just joe exotic the tiger king from a different universe with better taste. Sigh. Where’s V -and Shadow when you need them?
First of all... Rude!
Second, my brother as good tastes, I hate to admit it but he has good taste in clothing.
And V is still within me, don't worry.
Shadow on the other hand... It's a different topic that I don't want to face.
Wow anon, I'm actually offended over here
What's your favorite kind of cookies? I'm asking for a friend :D
Hm, I'd probably have to say chocolate chip, I know it's pretty predictable but when they're still warm with the big chunks of chocolate all melty it's the best
Have you ever thought about doing customer support style demon killing? Like someone calls in saying they have an empusa in their backyard but you can’t reach them. So you tell them how to kill it get rid of it. It would probably help during the pandemic and quarantine times. Plus you could probably charge a decent price but end up with a large quantity of calls.
As interesting as that idea is I don't think your average person has the ability to kill a demon. Hell you saw how the Qliphoth incident was, even armed soldiers couldn't handle a small group of empusa. I've just taken to wearing a mask while I work, I got an old devil arm from Fortuna that covers it pretty well.
your tiddies almost as big as mine 🤔😳
At least I don't need a bra so that's always a plus but thanks for noticing
Have you ever thought about wearing a kilt? The confusion for Nero and Vergil alone is a good reason.
I've never even thought of it but yeah the looks on their faces would be pretty funny
HEY DANTE DO YOU THINK LUIGI IS HOT
Um I don't know what kind of question this is but sorry anon, I can't say I do
I stan your big fat titties king
Okay not gonna lie but this has to be the funniest ask I've gotten, thank you anon. Just tempting me to go shirtless while fighting demons
*she sneaks into the shop with a box of his favorite pizza and a single rose with a note that says "welcome back from break, babe!". her eyes look from side to side as she sets them on his desk before slinking away quietly, hoping to not get caught on the way out* 👀🤭
*he put a hand over his heart with a smile, nearly seeming to swoon*
Now this is a one way ticket to my heart~ *he grinned as he teicksters his way over to her before she could leave, leaving a kiss on her cheek* Sorry I've been gone so long sweetheart, did you miss me?
Might controls everything, Dante. And without a hit from this phat fucking blunt, you cannot protect anything, let alone yourself.
When did I ever said that?
-remember the 20 of April-
Fuck!
Never was.
I just mistakenly eat a pot brownie that day, that’s all I know. Dante told me some days later that I eat the wrong stuff that he made as a prank for me.
Ah those were good times, I’ve never seen you so talkative and out of character. 10/10 would do again
What did I say?
-He keep his stoic expression, not letting his nervous self show up-
You kinda rambled and babbled nonsense between reciting poetry to saying you wanted to hug everyone and ended up just hugging Yamato haha
Might controls everything, Dante. And without a hit from this phat fucking blunt, you cannot protect anything, let alone yourself.
When did I ever said that?
-remember the 20 of April-
Fuck!
Never was.
I just mistakenly eat a pot brownie that day, that’s all I know. Dante told me some days later that I eat the wrong stuff that he made as a prank for me.
Ah those were good times, I've never seen you so talkative and out of character. 10/10 would do again
