Hey There..

Welcome to Paul Matthews ask blog number 17639926482 lmao

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Intro post!

Uh… hi? Emma told me I’d, quote “thrive on Tumblr” so here I am.. yay?? Anyways-

Oh my goodness this place is amazing!!! -🎼

God get me out of here.

Uh… yeah. Welcome.

Ooc/rules under the cut!

Ooc: Hello! I know there’s already a shit ton of Paul blogs out there, but I felt compelled to make my own based off of this AU I made. The black text is Paul speaking, the blue text is infected!Paul, also known as Clef, and the red text is Wolf. Green is Emma, who might show up- I’ll say people can ask her stuff too because why not I guess. Chat font is mun, but usually I’ll just to the classic “ooc: blah blah blah”.

DNI: just don’t be a jerk or a pedo and we’re good.

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my contribution to the Half-Infected Paul propaganda

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Btw... Paul and Emma as Orpheus and Eurydice...

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WAAAAAAIT FOR MEEEE IM COMINNNNNN🎼🎼🎼

wut.

It’s from Hadestown!! Em, I thought I taught you better than this!!

Is that the one with the murderous plant?

Oh now you’re just TRYING to piss me off, because I KNOW you know that’s Little Shop Of Horrors.

Hehe, yeah I know. :)

Sigh… guess we’ll just have to watch it again!~ 🎼

God please no…

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Have you guys met the other Lords yet?

No. Thank god.

[thebloginblack]

There is always time, Paul. Always time.

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D:

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If you guys could say something to your friends that died, what would you say? (You don't have to talk about Ted.)

Uh… I’m sorry you died? I-… I’m sorry I couldn’t save you. And I’m sorry I wasn’t a better friend.

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Have you guys met the other Lords yet?

No. Thank god.

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Do you four have your own reason as to why Pokey was so focused on Paul and still is?

No idea. Maybe because I’m so boring he decided I needed to be more interesting aka be tortured???

And thankfully he hasn’t bothered us at all as of late.

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What's your favorite thing about each of the boys, Emma?

Hmmm… I love Paul’s honesty. No bullshit, if he doesn’t want to do something he’ll tell me about it. That’s nice. And he loves me. I feel like he’s one of the first people to truly love and understand me since… since my sister.. ack- im getting angsty- moving on!

I love Clef’s energy. How he has so much energy I have no idea. And I love his singing voice, he is very good.

I love how calm Wolf is. Paul is calm sometimes, but other times he’s a chihuahua with anxiety high on meth. Clef is the same, but without the anxiety. Wolf is calm, and a great listener when I need it.

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Have you and Emma try to get back into 'normal' movies or are silent movies still the go to?

Actually, with Clef here now, sometimes we do watch musicals. I still hate them, so i usually hide in our mindspace and zone out or something. But I do know the basic plots of a lot of musicals now.

I got him to watch the OG black and white Little Shop Of Horrors at least!!! No songs in that one..

I tolerate musicals. Silent movies are too boring for me. So I prefer the middle ground of NORMAL movies. No songs. Just talking. Horror movies are my favorite.

I’m starting to be more like Wolf nowadays. I can handle background music. It’s even sorta fascinating, Clef has been teaching me about leitmotifs and stuff.

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Do the four of you suffer from nightmares or night terrors?

All the time…

Speaking of- last night I had a nightmare where General Macnamara cut his hair. Really weird.

That doesn’t sound like much of a nightmare…

We he was still infected and still tried to kill us, he just wasn’t as hot without the long hair.

Ohhhh, yeah that is pretty bad..

…ignore those two.

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hello Paul! Have you happened to see a short woman with antennas? I accidently summoned her and she will not appear to me again… she speaks mainly in song notes I suppose it’s quite strange… I really need to send her back to the black and white

@spiderweb-prophet

Short woman with antennas?? No.. we did meet some lady calling herself Webby though, so bug-themed people have been around..

[spiderweb-prophet]

a Webby does ring a bell hmm… does she happen to seem all knowing and confusing?

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yeah, very. I think she also called herself the lady in white?

[totally-normal-guy-tm]

hello Paul! Have you happened to see a short woman with antennas? I accidently summoned her and she will not appear to me again… she speaks mainly in song notes I suppose it’s quite strange… I really need to send her back to the black and white

@spiderweb-prophet

Short woman with antennas?? No.. we did meet some lady calling herself Webby though, so bug-themed people have been around..

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Paul, Emma, do either of you have any scars from what happened in Hatchetfield?

A few, yeah. The grenade gave me a few nasty ones.

Fun fact, when I take over our body, they glow faintly blue!

That’s… so weird.

I have some scars, mostly on my leg from the helicopter crash.

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Hey Paul, when you eat something for a meal, does it just end up as a plate of random things? Or do you all end up agreeing on one thing?

depends. sometimes we all agree on things, like tonight- mashed potatoes and porkchops sounded good, and Emma wanted it so that's what we got at the store and cooked for dinner. other times... yeah its a plate of random stuff, or we don't have a specific "dinner" and we just eat smaller stuff throughout the evening.

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Are you going to try and burn the blue freak?

{Wolf stands above an outdoor fire pit, holding a lighter at arms length in one hand and the “blue freak” in the other.}

What are you, a cop?

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Did Emma and Wolf see the new 'friend'?

of course I did, I share a body with the other two. fuckin' blue singing freak.. I mean the 'friend', not Clef.

yeah, I saw it... I feel like I'm gonna have a panic attack..

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*With the power of anon magic, an odd blue plushie falls into your lap. It has a cracked face or mask and it's calling out to Clef....* Hey guys, I think this is yours...

{Paul sees it, and immediately throws it across the room.}

FUCK NO!!

AAHH SHIT, we may need to call in the webs lady again…