"When you’re a kid, things seem like they’re gonna last forever. But they’re not. Life changes. Why you won’t always be around. Someday you’re gonna die. Someday pretty soon. And when you’re laying in that hospital bed, with tubes up your nose, and that little pan under your butt to pee in, well I’ll come visit you. I’ll come just to show you that, that I’m still alive and I’m still happy. And you’ll die. Being nothing but you. Night Grandma.”
Deals with: Bullying, child abuse, abusive families
“Cartman’s side is right, for the wrong reasons. But we’re wrong, for the right reasons.”
Episode: Best Friends Forever
Deals with: moral questions of keeping someone alive when they’re brain-dead, how shitty people use someone’s tragedy for their nothing but their own agendas, death of a friend
“I just want everything to go back to the way it was… but how? When the things that used to make you laugh just make you sick? How to you go on when nothing makes you happy?”
Episode: You’re Getting Old/Assburgers
Deals with: Depression, attitudes to depression, growing up, growing apart, changing, divorce, drinking to escape, general disillusion with life
“Well, Stan, the truth is marijuana probably isn’t going to make you kill people and most likely isn’t gonna fund terrorists. But well, son, pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it’s when you’re bored you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot, you may grow up to find out that you aren’t good at anything.”
Episode: My Future Self ‘n’ Me
Deals with: Drugs, lying, importance of telling your children the truth
“Dad, you like to drink. So have a drink once in a while. Have two. If you devote your whole life to avoiding you like then that thing still controls and you never learned any discipline at all… All or nothing is easy, but learning to drink a little bit responsibly; that’s a ‘disciprine’”.
Deals with: Drinking problems, family members with drinking problems, importance of learning self-control and moderation
“There are still people who’ll look at us funny and think we’re supposed to be together”
‘Let them look. I don’t care.”
Episode: Cartman Finds Love
Deals with: Racism, not letting the opinions of bigots control your life
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