incorrect beatles quotes

yes, the beatles definitely said that

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paul: how does this shirt look?

john: good, i wish i could pull that off

paul: go ahead

john: what

paul: what

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john lennon be like

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Brian: do you know what this is?

John: that's northern lights, cannabis inca

Brian: no it's marijuana

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George: Is there a way to get rid of Yoko? Paul: Not without cause, George George: I have cause. It's be-Cause I hate her

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george: i’m good!

john, paul, and ringo:

george: i haven’t slept in a solid 83 hours, yeah but i’m good!

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brian: alright, now everyone pay attention. i have an announcement to make and i only have a minute

john: why, are you in a hurry?

brian: no, i was referring to your relatively short attention spans

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paul: are you drunk?

george: no

paul: good

george: i accidentally took ecstasy though

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john: if you've got any questions, just ask.

ringo: if a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

john: if you've got any relevant questions, just ask.

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yoko: everybody likes me

george: i don't

yoko: oh george, you just say that

george: repeatedly

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ringo: i owe you my life!

john: no thanks. i've seen it, and i'm not impressed.

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george: damn, those pants look dope!

paul: right?

george: oh my god, they look great. but i bet they'd look even better on john's floor.

john: are you hitting on paul... for me?

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ringo: always stay positive!

ringo: *falls down a set of stairs*

ringo: wow i got down those stairs fast!!

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paul: shut up or I’ll kiss you

paul: *kill

john: this is a verbal conversation

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ringo: i guess i'm just too tough to cry.

john: just today you were crying about snakes.

ringo: they don't have arms!!

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ringo: i will put my "A" down to make “A”

paul: i will add to your “A” to make “AT”

john: i will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”

george: i will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”

john: [flips the board]