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@totallycorrectkidicarusquotes
Post Aurum Arc
Viridi: Great. Fine. Fantastic.
Viridi: You know what? Actually- New beginnings. I'm done!
Viridi: I get to be wise from seeing what I have and say, "No! I won't be part of this!"
Viridi: I'm going to go back to my Temple and enjoy a nice NAP!
Viridi: 'Cause I deserve it. 'Cause I love myself!
...
Chaos Kin Arc: *happens*
Viridi: ...I wish I had let the Aurum kill me. I... would've loved that.
Viridi: Kill me dead! That's all I want, is to have a good death.
Allow me to welcome to the stage Wingus and Dingus
Palutena, gesturing to the angels
Palutena @ Pyrrhon: You forgot the first rule of the fanatic-
Palutena: When you become obsessed with the enemy, you become the enemy!
Dark Pit: Teens are very much into the following-
Dark Pit: buLLYING ME ON TUMBLR
Untitled Goose Game but the goose is Dark Pit: Part 3
Dark Pit: I wanna be the goose you love.
Dark Pit: I'm the real goose.
Dark Pit: I'M REAL.
Pit: *playing kazoo loudly*
Dark Pit: ...I might just cut his head off.
Viridi: He's an angel, that won't necessarily kill him.
Dark Pit: It'll certainly make playing the kazoo a lot harder!
No logical decisions, we die like horror movie protagonists.
Pit
Palutena: You're losing a lot of blood! Quick, what's your type?
Pit: Smart, a bit violent, mouthy, shorter than me-
Palutena: I meant bloodtype.
Pit: Oh.
*beat*
Pit: Red?
Halloween special: Chaos Kin!Pit is basically just Habit from EMH
Observe (note-contains lots of swearing and dirtbaggery):
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'Pit': Now, what did you people use for navigation, traditionally?
Palutena: Uh, maps and shit?
'Pit': Okay, and before maps...?
Palutena: The internet.
'Pit': ...
'Pit': Don't be a cunt.
Palutena: ...The stars.
'Pit': Yes, and what star specifically? *Cuts Palu off before she can talk* Do not say the sun, do NOT say the fucking sun, you know what I'm talking about, the other...
Palutena: The North Star.
'Pit': Yes, the North Star, you little shit.
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Dark Pit: Pit...? You look terrible, what happ-
'Pit': Well, fuck you too! I welcome you into my home, and you sit there and insult me!
Dark Pit: You kidnapped me-
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Palutena: You locked me and the angels away in our own minds for three years!
'Pit': You were not locked in there for three years.
Palutena: You wanna BET?
'Pit': ...Oh my god, you WERE! You guys were in there for three- I forgot about you guys for three years! *laughs*
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'Pit': Y'know, for your stupidity, you don't even get a FUN death!
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'Pit': (re: Hades) I'd say he's a sociopath, but only humans can really be those...
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'Pit': Now, go away. I'm expecting pizza! And I don't plan on sharing. *Shoves Dark Pit out the door*
Dark Pit: Wh- *looks around* No, no, how- *storms back in* How the FUCK do I even get out of here?!
'Pit': ...You're not the pizza guy.
So this is how Chapter 5 started right
Pit: If someone tried to make an evil clone of me, I just wouldn't let it be evil.
Pit: R.I.P. to Samus and Link but I'm different.
Well, it WOULD be crazy if I died. Like, I know I say that a lot, but-
Dark Pit
Pit: You know what? We’re clever too, smartypants!
Viridi: Then what’s the difference between a gamete and a zygote?
Dark Pit: Don’t fall for it, Pit. She’s just making up words.
"So, Pit, thoughts on the events of 'Uprising'?"
Pit: I did meet some of the most insufferable people.
Pit: But then again, they also met me.
Untitled Goose Game but the goose is Dark Pit: Part 2
Dark Pit: Do you have the gall to punch a goose in the face?
Dark Pit: Fight me Pit-stain.
Dark Pit: DO IT PIT-STAIN.
Dark Pit: I don't know if I believe it's haunted-
Pit: It's a demon.
Dark Pit: That's fine.
Pit: It's killed people.
Dark Pit: -Wait, really?! Like, with a knife, or-
Pit: Man, I sure hope not.
Untitled Goose Game but the goose is Dark Pit
Dark Pit: Turn your back to me, coward. You won't like what happens.
Dark Pit: It's all fun and games 'til the goose starts fidgeting!
Chapter 21
Viridi, to Pit: Hey, c'mon! Buck up! You're undefeated!
Dark Pit: Everyone's undefeated until they aren't.
Viridi: Oh, that's true... Oh no.