#source: random encounters

[incorrectdaedra]

Barrus, to Martin: "Yo, there's something I think you should know; I've never seen HoK so—"

Sheo!HoK: "SANE. AND. CHILL. AND STILL KINDA SWEATY."

[wrongmha]

This is a kid And this is a bird And this is a tree And this is a turd.

Source: Random Encounters ("Baldi’s Big Zoo")

[incorrectkuroshitsuji]

Sebastian: Who are you?

Grell: I’m known by many names. Jack the Ripper, Grell Sutcliff...

Sebastian: Is one of them 'Evil Dirtbag with a Chainsaw'?

Grell: Yes, that one’s my favorite.

[ultimateincorrectquotes]

Jin: Who are you?

Junko: I'm known by many names. Ultimate Despair. Monokuma. Mastermimd.

Jin: Is one of them Evil Dirtbag with a Chainsaw?

Junko: Yes *stab* That one's my favorite.

[kunugigaokaquotes]

Karasuma: I could probably get you another assignment if you want to leave the school.

Irina: A job without tentacle monsters and middle schoolers? Sounds boring.

[quirklessquotes]

Tensei: Who are you?

Stain: I'm known by many names. Stain. The Hero Killer. Akaguro.

Tensei: Is one of them Evil Dirtbag with a Chainsaw?

Stain: Yes *stab* That one's my favorite.

[waveriderquotes]

Nora: I'm not detecting any spiritual energy.

Constantine: Yeah, that's cuz I haven't been to church in a while.

[naturalonequotes]

Markus: I'm finding a way out of this tower if it kills me!

Lilith: You jump. That's the way out that kills you.