Things the Rangers Definitely Said

An incorrect quotes blog, featuring all of the Power Rangers (and a lot of Dino Charge)! Submissions are open! (Main Blog: @harmonicshadows) (If I don't list the sources, it's because I don't know what it's from.)

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Kendall: Ivan, take those things off.

Ivan, with a pair of reindeer antlers on his head: I SHAN'T, IT'S CHRISTMAS!

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Bridge: Can you stop driving so fast? You're speeding, and there might be children around here!

Z: If I hit any children out here because they are outside playing at midnight, then they deserve it.

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Quantum Power

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Riley: What's got you so worried?

Tyler: Well, I decided that my codename would be "Logan".

Tyler: And now I'm worried that I don't look anything like Hugh Jackman!

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Kendall: Nice work on the Dino-cycles, Chase. Their looking good as new. But, since when were you left-handed?

Chase, smirking: Well you see, I'm actually ambidextrous.

Koda: !

Koda: That's great, Chase! Love who you love!

Chase: What

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RJ: No one knows where I came from.

RJ: I just showed up one day and started doing my thing and God was like, "I didn't invite him."

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Koda: Kendall! Chase said the "B" word!

Kendall: *sigh*

Kendall: Is that true, Chase?

Chase: Last time I checked "motherfucker" didn't start with a "b".

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Divatox: Eye is in the beholder of whoever is looking at me~

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Heckyl: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

Chase: The fuck kind of Subway are you going to???

Riley: Substitute teachers honestly have so much to deal with nowadays...

Tyler: I've always preferred to watch dubs to be honest.

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everyone please help this conversation has been stuck in my head for three hours and my dino charge experience has been Corrupted

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You're welcome.

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Mike: If you ever need anything, I'm open 24/6.

Kevin: Don't you mean 24/7?

Mike: Nope, Saturdays are for date nights with Emily.

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Heckyl: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

Chase: The fuck kind of Subway are you going to???

Riley: Substitute teachers honestly have so much to deal with nowadays...

Tyler: I've always preferred to watch dubs to be honest.

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Max: Hey, did you hear about that guy who was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets?

Danny: So the limit is 412, got it.

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Fury, internally: Dammit, he’s so fast. He must be laser-focused in. The only thing on his mind is this battle!

Tyler, internally: "Life is like a hurricane, here in, Duckburg~"

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Fury, internally: Dammit, he’s so fast. He must be laser-focused in. The only thing on his mind is this battle!

Tyler, internally: "Life is like a hurricane, here in, Duckburg~

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Chase, thinking to himself: (...and Kendall is still talking.)

Chase: (Still talking... Stiiiiilll talking.)

Chase: (It's cool that my brain has an echo though.)

Chase: (Hello!!! Anybody in here?)

???: HELLO, CHASE.

Chase: (OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?!)

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Kendall: Chase, what's your type?

Chase: Oh you know, I like everybody, but I really like people who are brainy, and protective, and wear green...

Kendall: I meant your blood type.

Chase: Oh.

Chase: Red.

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Jack: Whoops.

Sky: Whoops? WHOOPS? This is not a “whoops” situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rear view mirror. We are solidly in “oh fuck” territory, and I expect you to act like it.