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Not today Justin
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Andulka
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Kiana Khansmith
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izzy's playlists!
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AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
JBB: An Artblog!
Mike Driver
Three Goblin Art
noise dept.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@totallycorrectrogueone
Jyn: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.
Cassian: What?
Jyn: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-
Cassian: I love you.
Jyn:
Cassian:
Jyn:
Cassian: Also cereal technically qualifies as soup.
Jyn: I fucking knew it.
Cassian: Nothing in this world comes free.
Bodhi: Friendship is free.
Chirrut: Love is free.
Jyn: Everything is free if you run fast enough.
Bodhi: I don't like gushers because I don't like the texture of the juice going into my mouth.
Jyn *bursts out laughing*
Bodhi:
Bodhi: What?
K2SO: Whatcha got there?
Jyn, holding a bottle of whiskey: A coping mechanism.
K2SO:
Jyn:
Jyn: I never said it was a healthy coping mechanism.
Cassian: Birth certificates are just receipts for human beings.
Jyn: How and where do I return myself?
*Playing Monopoly*
Cassian: *passes go*
K2SO: Alright, here's your $50.
Cassian: Wait I thought we were supposed to get $200 for passing go.
K2SO: Yeah but I'm the game proctor so I can do whatever I want.
Cassian: *aggressively gets up and slams his hand on the board* I WILL SUE YOU
Chirrut: Did you hear the one about the gas lighter?
Bodhi: No.
Chirrut: Yes you did.
Bodhi:
Chirrut: How do you not remember this?
Bodhi, noticeably confused: I-
Chirrut: You're crazy.
Bodhi:
Cassian: Hey let's go to the Galleria!
K2SO: I don't need anything from the Galleria. Do you need anything from the Galleria?
Cassian: No, we'll just look around and see what's what.
K2SO:
Cassian:
K2SO: That's a semantically null sentence.
K2SO, watching the news: Oh look, some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today.
Cassian, walking in covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.
Bodhi: Why did you get thrown out?
Cassian: For yelling.
Bodhi: Yelling in a museum? That's hardcore!
Cassian: And why did you get thrown out?
Jyn: Stole a pterodactyl. But it's not like I yelled!
Baze, walking into the room: What up, my peeps?
Chirrut: Wow. That greeting was uncool in so many ways.
Jyn: What do you know about extreme?
Bodhi: I'll have you know that, last week, I drank milk that was one day past its expiration date.
Jyn: Can you pass the salt?
K2SO: Can you pass away?
Jyn: Too much salt.
Rogue One as John Mulaney Quotes
Jyn:
Cassian:
K2SO:
Bodhi:
Chirrut:
Baze:
Chirrut: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Baze: But what if something else happens just this one time?
Bodhi: I’m too small for Twister...and roller coasters...and sitting with my feet on the floor. Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, mom!
Chirrut: *taps table*
Baze: *taps back*
Jyn: What are they doing?
Cassian: Morse code.
Chirrut: *aggressively taps table*
Baze: *slams fist on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-