Lia

she/they • 23 F1 fan, amongst other things

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F1 in 2025: Papaya rules... 🫩

F1 in 2026: Papaya RULES🧡

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Jos Verstappen saying "driver performance doesn't just suddenly drop halfway into the season" spurring on McLaren "sabotage" rumours, knowing FULL WELL RedBull told Checo not to outperform Max causing HIM to drop off halfway through 2023 season, is crazyyy

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did Angela and the other bullies get to El's head too much because how the fuck did she spend that much time on a really cool diorama of Hopper's cabin and dedicate an assignment about heroes to him only to then??? just leave him??? after being pissed off at him preparing to sacrifice himself as well???

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and when jan 7 passes and the duffers gets asked about this supposed 9th episode only to laugh it off knowing full well they could've said it was fake days earlier but instead the chose to let people keep rewatching this dumb ass season in hope of finding more clues, just to make them and netflix more money, then what?

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imagine telling 2017 tumblr that both IT and stranger things would tease the big queer ships being canon only to pull the rug from under our feet at the last minute

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the ending of stranger things would've been more emotional if we'd seen Erica The Goat Sinclair play dnd instead of Holly

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15 cringe cliché speeches, 17 montages of old episodes, ONE singular death of a character no one cared for (not that i wanted anyone to die), a predictable fight, zero emotional value, a billion loose ends and 30 more plot holes later and i just don't know where to go from here?

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don't talk to me. i will be upset, screaming, crying and biting holes into my pillow for the next 4.5 business days.

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didn't expect steve and jonathan to have more of an emotional connection this far into the episode than byler but whatever...

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BEST FRIENDS MY ASS MIKE!!!!

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Will coming out to the entire group makes sense in making sure none of them can be used against him by the element of surprise later when they go up against Henry BUT it's weird as hell that he didn't get to do it with his closest people first. why he'd ever think to tell Murray, Kali and his middle school physics teacher that he's got an unrequited "crush" that he compares to this random ass girl NONE of them even know is beyond me.

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the way Mike 'the Heart' Wheeler hesitated when Will collapsed and Joyce and Lucas ran to him immediately

the way he didn't even seem to want to be in the same room as him after he'd gone into the trance

the way the only thing he did these episodes was awkwardly talk to his girlfriend once about running away

the way he barely reacted to his MOTHER battling DEMODOGS after being badly injured by a demogorgon

the way he didn't react much to Max talking about Holly

the way he was the last one to hug Will :(

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⚠️ST5 Vol 2 SPOILERS⚠️

idec if Mileven or Byler endgames (it's a verb now) but i've been upset since the premier of season 3 about how they completely ignored the fact that Mike Wheeler is a goddamn person and NOT just a plot driving pawn for Will or Eleven (mostly Eleven).

Yeah sure, the show IS centered around Eleven's powers and Will's connection to the hive mind but Mike used to actually have a personality and DO STUFF and not just sit there and nod every now and then or be some kind of amateur motivational speaker. Will and Eleven literally wouldn't be alive without him.

And Will's speech meant the world to me and i cried like a baby but what the hell do you MEAN he reduced Mike to Tammy fucking Thompson? MIKE SAVED HIS ASS MULTIPLE TIMES WHAT DO YOU MEAN???

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(actually i've been a byler truther since 2017 sorry for lying 💔)

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tragic day for Mike Wheeler kins, understanders, defenders & lovers.

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⚠️ST5 Vol 2 SPOILERS⚠️

idec if Mileven or Byler endgames (it's a verb now) but i've been upset since the premier of season 3 about how they completely ignored the fact that Mike Wheeler is a goddamn person and NOT just a plot driving pawn for Will or Eleven (mostly Eleven).

Yeah sure, the show IS centered around Eleven's powers and Will's connection to the hive mind but Mike used to actually have a personality and DO STUFF and not just sit there and nod every now and then or be some kind of amateur motivational speaker. Will and Eleven literally wouldn't be alive without him.

And Will's speech meant the world to me and i cried like a baby but what the hell do you MEAN he reduced Mike to Tammy fucking Thompson? MIKE SAVED HIS ASS MULTIPLE TIMES WHAT DO YOU MEAN???

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mclaren has me screaming PUSH PUUUUUUSH at my tv rn like a midwife helping with delivery of a baby

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WILL BYERS YOURE FINALLY THE MAIN CHARACTER YOU DESERVED TO BE ALL ALONG AAAAAHHH