Plausible Deniability @totallyimpossible - Tumblr Blog

I applied to a new job at my same company and I texted our manager (who’s currently on maternity leave but going to a different office after she comes back) bc she had said that whenever I was ready to apply/move up in the company to reach out to her so she could help. And I messaged her today and she said “oh wow that’s a change!” which makes me nervous that she doesn’t think it’s a good idea……………..and I wasn’t really getting my hopes up but that reaction is like……..I kinda wanna cry now

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Can I- can I be with you guys?

#just thinking of this #succession

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Ben Schwartz as Jean-Ralphio Saperstein Jenny Slate as Mona-Lisa Saperstein

PARKS AND RECREATION (2009 - 2015)

#parks and rec

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THE MUMMY (1999) Dir. Stephen Sommers

#watched this for the first time over the weekend #can’t believe I never saw it as a kid #the mummy

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I’ll be right back.

#succession

lol I’m at work and they were discussing one girls r*cist in-laws and of course the topic moved to different sexualities and the other girl goes “like when people say they’re asexual, like last time I checked you don’t reproduce on your own” and the first girl (who is probably the only one I would actually tell about me but she’s leaving so it doesn’t matter now) goes “oh I thought it just was someone was like good on their own…..is that you danielle?” and like how am I supposed to respond when that’s how it’s brought up?? I just kinda laughed it off

so there goes my idea of ever telling other people bc you’re always just a punchline

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HOT PRIEST & FLEABAG — S02E03, Fleabag (2016-2019)

#the way I audibly gasped when I watched this scene the first time #fleabag

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#this is the funniest bit still #crazy ex girlfriend

I’m like actually friends with my coworkers now and we’ve gotten to the point where they straight up ask about my dating history etc and it’s like you either have to out yourself or lie and I’ve chosen to lie bc you don’t know how people will react. like I’m sure it’d be fine and they’d just think I’m weird but I don’t want to deal with it

so I just lie and keep it as close to the truth as possible

and just hint at things that are “normal” and be as vague as possible without being suspicious

it feels like a farce saying things like “got drunk and made out with a random guy” and “a guy I was talking to” but they are very true and accurate statements but that’s where it ends....... the making out didn’t lead to sex and the talking didn’t lead to dating

but it gives the illusion so

we went to Vegas and the orv*lle peck concert there a few weeks ago and I loved it so much and I actually miss it a lot. like I wouldn’t have expected to like a place like that but it was fun even at the casinos and I know all his songs and adore him so it was the best time ever

#quitting my job to become a full time OP groupie

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1x11 - “Desking” ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021 - )

#if you haven’t watched……..why #abbott elementary

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Justified - 6x13 (series finale) “The Promise"

# the best show no one’s watching

#justified

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endless gifs of tv shows that i love || justified

The truth is, I don’t know if you can trust Boyd to have your back. But while he has tried to kill me, and I have shot him, and imprisoned him - and I wouldn’t be surprised if our paths again cross in such a manner - he has had my back on two occasions. Once was the last day I was in the mine, and the other not so long ago.

#justified