The Doctor Is In

Tezuka himself trusted me with these quotes so I could share them with you all before he died

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a comic mostly based on this post by @totallylegitblackjackquotes

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Kei: What do you like to do for fun?

Black Jack: Nothing.

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Black Jack: I don’t understand this, Pinoko. You’ve kept shopping lists, candy wrappers and what appears to be a bag of moldy french fries.

Pinoko: I always keep a record of what I buy.

Black Jack: Oh, that’s nice.

Black Jack: WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST KEEP THE SALES RECEIPTS?!

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Pinoko, wrapped up in a blanket: I’m just a big toasty cinnamon bun. I never wanna leave this bed.

Pinoko: Uh oh. Gotta take a wizz. Come on, think. Think, think, think.

Pinoko: …

Pinoko: I’d better get up.

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Pinoko: I can’t let Doc go alone.  I will accompany him to the very depths of Hell.

Black Jack: …You don’t have to go that far…

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Pinoko: There’s good news and bad news, which one do you want first?

Black Jack: I guess the bad news?

Pinoko: The penguin tried to eat Largo.

Black Jack: We don’t own a peng-

Pinoko: Now for the good news!

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Black Jack, to Kiriko: I ain’t lost my sense of humor!

Black Jack: (*destroys Kiriko’s euthanization equipment*)

Black Jack: See? I find that funny. (*chuckles*)

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Pinoko, singing: 🎶So I wake up by noon ‘cause I’ve been crying all night, and then I go to the fridge ‘cause there’s beer inside, and I…scream from the top of my luuuuuuuungs…🎶

Pinoko: (*inhales*)

Pinoko: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

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Black Jack, thinking: Pinoko tended to look on the bright side of things.

Pinoko, rolling down a grassy hill: Yay! Grass!

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Kei: What’s your biggest flaw?

Black Jack: I’m uncooperative.

Kei: Okay, can you give me an example?

Black Jack: No.

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Pinoko: Why all the black?

Black Jack? Why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything?

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Pinoko, bursting in on Black Jack and Kei: SO YOU TWO ARE HAVING SEX!

*Black Jack and Kei sitting on a bed, reading*

Kei: Well, Kuroo, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

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Black Jack: …Let’s talk a little history.

(*Pinoko and Sharaku both groan*)

Black Jack: SHUT UP YOU GOTTA LEARN SOMETHING!

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(*“Cake By The Ocean” plays on the radio*)

Kei: Oh, I love this song!

Black Jack: Not bad for a song about sex.

Pinoko, choking: IT’S ABOUT SEX?!

Black Jack: What else would it be?

Pinoko: CAKE!

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Kagemitsu: Now son, don’t touch that cactus.

Kuroo: (*gravitates towards cactus*)

Kagemitsu: YOU’RE DEAD TO ME.

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Kei’s Phone: I’M COMING I’M COMING I’M COMING-

Black Jack: What the Hell is that?

Kei: Huh? Oh, I’m playing a game. I played five Archibald Arrives cards, and that’s just the voice clip he does.

Black Jack: Okay, that’s-

Kei’s Phone: (*moans*)

Black Jack: …And that?

Kei: That’s his damage sound.

Kei’s Phone: I’m finished.

Kei: That’s a defeat quote.

Kei’s Phone: Are you satisfied now?

Kei: It’s a cutscene now.

Kei’s Phone: Aighe ‘luvsekks!

Black Jack: Okay, now he’s just saying-

Kei: Oh no no, that’s the name of the ice dragon he’s fighting, see?

Black Jack: (*looks at Kei’s phone*)

Black Jack: That just seems intentional now.

Kei: I mean it makes sense if you play the game-

Kei’s Phone: Do you hear me? Aighe 'luvsekks!

Kei: …Okay no, I hear it now.

Kei’s Phone: FINISH ME!

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Are you still out there? Give us a sign!

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