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[totallynotlavender]

Just lying on main?

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[totallynotlavender]

@ianthewife

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Voting ended onJun 24

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

Stanford Pines. Haven't watched gravity falls but I'm sure he's great

[totallynotlavender]

... William Afton. Who does not have the best track record with immediate family.

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

Forcelinux meme for your robotgirl besties is this anything

[agrimmsolver]

Tumblr user accidentally summons entire site lol

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

If this post gets 10k you all have to pay for my top surgery

[totallynotlavender]

Any day now paper.

[ianthewife]

so funny the way all of my carpenterfics (two published AND the one currently in the works) end with literally the same scene just in different fonts😭 whateverrrrrr……. what can i say i love beating my beautiful dead and not dead yet horse

[ang3ldo11y]

@neoninglitchen telling all of us to get tumblr in 7th grade and now being the only one who doesn’t use it anymore, disgusting

[totallynotlavender]

I know right. I was moots with him first and now he's gone.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

There’s something so uniquely terrifying about memory issues. I feel like my self is slipping away from me.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Here’s the thing I feel like a lot of folks don’t get: I’m not trying to forget what you said. Honestly, I really tried not to. I can’t control what I do and don’t remember—forgetting things just happens. It’s annoying for you, I know, but for me it’s distressing as hell and when you make a big deal out of it rather than just reminding me you make me feel ashamed. I’ll remember that, at least.

It costs you nothing to be kind to people with memory problems. Please. It’s scary enough without people treating memory lapses as a personal failing.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Hey, reblog this version instead, please!

[lewerta]

Lights will guide you home.

Photo by Dave Krugman

[lewerta]

Lights will guide you home.

Photo by Dave Krugman

[unbloodiedmartyr]

*nervous laughter* hahaha what a strange coincidence...

[totallynotlavender]

PSA: Shared-Content Rapid Deprivation Syndrome

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Help your local community avoid SCRDS today.

[totallynotlavender]

PSA: Shared-Content Rapid Deprivation Syndrome

Shared-Content Rapid Deprivation Syndrome, or SCRDS, is an ailment very much of the digital age, manifesting when a user the contractor of said ailment appreciates and likes very much, who had, before contraction, frequently sent the contractor posts, rapidly and without warning ceases. It usually begins showing symptoms after a period of 3-4 days, and manifests as depression, lethargy, fatigue, eye symptoms such as tristis catulus canis, and, in the most extreme cases, death by muertes moriens.

Help your local community avoid SCRDS today.

[totallynotlavender]

PSA: Shared-Content Rapid Deprivation Syndrome

Shared-Content Rapid Deprivation Syndrome, or SCRDS, is an ailment very much of the digital age, manifesting when a user the contractor of said ailment appreciates and likes very much, who had, before contraction, frequently sent the contractor posts, rapidly and without warning ceases. It usually begins showing symptoms after a period of 3-4 days, and manifests as depression, lethargy, fatigue, eye symptoms such as tristis catulus canis, and, in the most extreme cases, death by muertes moriens.

Help your local community avoid SCRDS today.

[totallynotlavender]

PSA: Shared-Content Rapid Deprivation Syndrome

Shared-Content Rapid Deprivation Syndrome, or SCRDS, is an ailment very much of the digital age, manifesting when a user the contractor of said ailment appreciates and likes very much, who had, before contraction, frequently sent the contractor posts, rapidly and without warning ceases. It usually begins showing symptoms after a period of 3-4 days, and manifests as depression, lethargy, fatigue, eye symptoms such as tristis catulus canis, and, in the most extreme cases, death by muertes moriens.

Help your local community avoid SCRDS today.

[cannibalchicken]

[triangleguy]

[charl0ttan]

[fiddlepickdouglas]

[forevermorallylucky]

Having a loved one in Israel is weird bcs I have every personal reason to want this war over as soon as possible, but I can't hang around and talk with other people against the war, bcs most of the people against the war in the west kinda want the person I love dead, and yeah.

[stoptheantisemitism]

Your loved one decided to go participate in the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians. Your loved one decided to support an ongoing genocide. Your loved one doesn't get any sympathy from the rest of us.

Imagine contributing to a genocide and wanting people to feel sorry for you.

[bluejaymarin]

i mean yeah, we want your loved one dead for killing other peoples' loved ones, this is level one trolly problem.

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

idk, they said that their loved one was in the country of Israel, not necessarily in the IDF? For all we know they could be an accountant or something.

[totallynotlavender]

Tumblr try not to imagine any country other than America isn't a cultural hegemony and that every citizen agrees with the government challenge: Level impossible.

[littlemissssunshineee]

If you ever feel like you don’t matter just know there’s a tumblr mutual who thinks about you when they hear a certain band, see a certain color, show, book, or even just see a post that reminds them of something you might like even though they’re across the world from you

[totallynotlavender]

@liquidpaperfoundation1 you're my death note mutual, @ianthewife you're my locked tomb mutual