9 IS GOD

mel/cancer/divorced 80 times/kinda broken/osomatsu san/life is strange/popee the performer

[cyelatm]

[totallynotrainbow]

im not dead. :) 

[totallynotrainbow]

this boy aint right 

[jyushimoon]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE JYUSHI MODEL PHOTOS AND OH MY G OD THEY DID NOT DISAPPOINT AHAHAHA

[jakemorph]

the fucking game grumps anime genderbend shit lkiterally gets FUNNIER i cant believe this

[jakemorph]

the game grumps released a line of merch featuring them as big titty anime girls called “Game Gyaru” which is like. stupid as fuck but not surprising at all given their fanbase

but the part that just ties it all together is that they were designed by a guy from the Odd Gentlemen, the company that allegedly stole OVER A MILLION DOLLARS of teenager-funded money from Andrew Hussie creator of Homestuck

[cynimax]

And that money went towards their remake of King’s Quest. Which Dan gleefully played on the channel.

[marmarsoulless]

There’s not a single word here that doesn’t make me feel pain.

The only salvageable thing is the designs fine. Reminds me of dirty pair. Maybe too much so, tho

[jakemorph]

then i hate to put you through any more pain than you’re already experiencing by telling you the image here is literally just a trace of a dirty pair screen

[spynda-remade-deactivated202005]

Visit Original Link

[sleepykylo]

god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this

[secondlastk]

u dont understand how disappointed i am that this dog didnt appear on my dash this year and how hard i tried to find a post that included both pictures

[maswartz]

WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.

1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it” 2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog) 3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged. 4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged. 5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.

[sogayfortolerance]

So just to recap

- There are still pornbots

- There are still Nazi’s

- There are still pedophilies

- Women can’t show nipples unless men say they can

- Tumblr hates you if you’re LGBTQ+

- Tumblr keeps patting itself on the back

So great fucking job @staff, but hey you’re back on the App Store so I say everyone should go on there and give a one star review detailing why, contact the staff and tell them you hate this garbage website and for the hell of it contact Apple and tell them to pull Tumblr off the App Store again because we don’t want our (hypothetical) kids to be exposed to this bullshit

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

don’t forget, they hate you if you’re a sex worker too!

[weloveshortvideos]

The new snapchat update is amazing

[meowren-deactivated20190915]

*opens the dishwasher* SNOWMAN IN THE FRIDGE!!

[how-many-boos]

HE’S GOT SOCKS ON

[sassmasterhost]

Scorpions!! They’re comin’ for the cilantro!!

[dustywarbler]

not the emoji movie we asked for - because we never asked for one - but the emoji movie we need

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[totallynotrainbow]

holy shit are those commissions

its true. ur eyes do not deceive u. im opening up commissions for a short amount of time. long story short, im helping out my parents with christmas presents for my two younger siblings bc im a softie and i dont want them to go without at least a couple presents for christmas just because were in a financial rut 24/7. charities around us arent available to us for one reason or another, and my parents are disabled.

if all goes well, ill keep them open for longer to help support things. ive always been too scared to do it before, lmao.

the rest of what isnt used for presents will inevitably go into bills were behind on, or whatever.

things i will draw:

humans (my specialty)

furry (there should be examples on my tumblr, if not, i can supply more in private messages)

fanart (depending on which fandom)

ocs

real people

things i will NOT draw:

nsfw

things depicting racism/homophobia/etc. literally get out

complicated backgrounds

ask.

payment through paypal, message for more deets, i need a photo ref at least of whoever you want me to draw

[vozotroz]

they’re detectives

[totallynotrainbow]

holy shit are those commissions

its true. ur eyes do not deceive u. im opening up commissions for a short amount of time. long story short, im helping out my parents with christmas presents for my two younger siblings bc im a softie and i dont want them to go without at least a couple presents for christmas just because were in a financial rut 24/7. charities around us arent available to us for one reason or another, and my parents are disabled.

if all goes well, ill keep them open for longer to help support things. ive always been too scared to do it before, lmao.

the rest of what isnt used for presents will inevitably go into bills were behind on, or whatever.

things i will draw:

humans (my specialty)

furry (there should be examples on my tumblr, if not, i can supply more in private messages)

fanart (depending on which fandom)

ocs

real people

things i will NOT draw:

nsfw

things depicting racism/homophobia/etc. literally get out

complicated backgrounds

ask.

payment through paypal, message for more deets, i need a photo ref at least of whoever you want me to draw

[totallynotrainbow]

holy shit are those commissions

its true. ur eyes do not deceive u. im opening up commissions for a short amount of time. long story short, im helping out my parents with christmas presents for my two younger siblings bc im a softie and i dont want them to go without at least a couple presents for christmas just because were in a financial rut 24/7. charities around us arent available to us for one reason or another, and my parents are disabled.

if all goes well, ill keep them open for longer to help support things. ive always been too scared to do it before, lmao.

the rest of what isnt used for presents will inevitably go into bills were behind on, or whatever.

things i will draw:

humans (my specialty)

furry (there should be examples on my tumblr, if not, i can supply more in private messages)

fanart (depending on which fandom)

ocs

real people

things i will NOT draw:

nsfw

things depicting racism/homophobia/etc. literally get out

complicated backgrounds

ask.

payment through paypal, message for more deets, i need a photo ref at least of whoever you want me to draw

[totallynotrainbow]

holy shit are those commissions

its true. ur eyes do not deceive u. im opening up commissions for a short amount of time. long story short, im helping out my parents with christmas presents for my two younger siblings bc im a softie and i dont want them to go without at least a couple presents for christmas just because were in a financial rut 24/7. charities around us arent available to us for one reason or another, and my parents are disabled.

if all goes well, ill keep them open for longer to help support things. ive always been too scared to do it before, lmao.

the rest of what isnt used for presents will inevitably go into bills were behind on, or whatever.

things i will draw:

humans (my specialty)

furry (there should be examples on my tumblr, if not, i can supply more in private messages)

fanart (depending on which fandom)

ocs

real people

things i will NOT draw:

nsfw

things depicting racism/homophobia/etc. literally get out

complicated backgrounds

ask.

payment through paypal, message for more deets, i need a photo ref at least of whoever you want me to draw

[totallynotrainbow]

im opening up commissions, will make a sheet or smth later. for a limited time bc i have a soft spot for my younger brothers and i want them to actually have presents this christmas.