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@totallyrad-spoopy-drummingturtle
Beekeepers who use no PPE whatsoever are blatantly Old Gods in mortal form
Like I’ve done beekeeping, I know how it works, I know how chill they can be, but fuck me I do that shit in a bee suit, not in whatever clothes I had lying around with my hair lusciously flowing in the wind and bees
My dad’s name is Kermit so he thinks it’s funny to post things like this
There he is, the frog man
Yall aren’t reblogging the version of this with Kermit dressed as Snow White and my little brother pointing a toy gun at him and this upsets me
What a mood
I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the savagery of “said accurately of himself” right before the mood.
this was for an aquarium
You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.
My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.
Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph
If John Mulaney were a newsie his name would be Kid Gorgeous
what do you mean “if”
I’m so sorry, I never meant to erase his immortality
When John Mulaney was a newsie, his nickname was Kid Gorgeous
*applies chapstick for 15 minutes while staring at a wall absentmindedly*
I don’t want to be rich, I just want to be comfy.
Want to have one really nice set of plates and silverware for company and Thanksgiving.
Want to be able to buy a new outfit and a good bra at least a couple times a year.
Want to be able to give “just because” gifts.
Want to burn incense and candles in my home daily, and have nice soaps.
Want to be able to donate to charity frequently and without worry.
Want to buy hardcover books to read and put on a shelf for my kids to read someday.
Want to have candies in bowls for people who visit.
Want to be able to take my young siblings and cousins to a movie and let them get the big popcorn they won’t finish, because there’s magic in just having it.
Want to have a linen closet or at least a linen shelf.
Want to go see live local theater several times a year.
Want to have a bottle of wine or champagne in the house for when I suddenly need to celebrate.
Want to have a kitchen with basic baking supplies so I can bake bread on the weekend, and pies for special occasions.
I just want to be comfy.
this.
Is it true that Mexico fans created a fucking artificial earthquake in Mexico City because they were celebrating the goal against Germany jumping so much? ajdkhdjhksd I C O N I C
IF EVERYONE ON EARTH JUMPED AT THE SAME TIME WOULD IT CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE THIS IS ONE OF MY CHILDHOOD QUESTIONS ANSWERED THANKS MEXICO
HOW DO I REBLOG THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms
i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video
its the vitamins day but i forgot. about that. so heres a dracula doing (bad) magic tricks
Hee hee hee!
If anyone needs a giggle today! Sure gave me one (or twelve. I may have been laughing at this for like 2 minutes straight)
hey. hey. stop scrolling for a sec.
breathe. you’ve made it so far this year. you’ve gotten through so many things that you thought you wouldn’t, and you’ll continue to get though this, whatever it is. i know you can. i believe in you, and i’m so, so proud of you. i know it probably seems impossible, but it’s going to be ok. it’s going to be ok.
breathe in, breath out. and just keep breathing. we’re gonna get there.
i’m in love with her
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I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea
this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes
