Born again barber-surgeon

The one and only rhinestone cowboy on mars/professional pantysniffer/IRL gas guzzler Duke he/him 20

[escuerzoresucitado]

[viceisvice]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

obviously this is AI generated slop but I keep laughing at ophelia labeled “hamlet’s brother”

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

very interested in the 523 likes in the corner supporting this groundbreaking interpretation of ophelia

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

king blyssffsttt my good friend king blyssffsttt

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[inthefallofasparrow]

HAMLET My brother? KING BLYSSFFSTTT No, the other Ophelia

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[hollowtones]

[yellow-cat]

my gay fish and her guard dog

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with high white spotting

[mayorbuds]

talking heads was right

[wokeuplaughing]

how

[mayorbuds]

i do ask myself. how did i get here

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[severeprincesheep]

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

[importantcatpics]

[zerotian]

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

[dogpuppy]

[keptandkind]

[captain-price-returns]

I love how insane everyone is now.

[mxtomituck]

I guess he doesn’t love the color of the sky :(

[alliekills]

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

[alliekills]

[retroactivebakeries]

*lays a concept egg inside your mind*

[crimewave420]

some of my opps are black some of my opps are 6

[chadwicc]

steven universe

[greatcheshire]

Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.

[zestydippingsauce]

[drunkenskunk]

[recuperationdisliker]

i only take two kinds of medication: lotions and potions