Born again barber-surgeon

The one and only rhinestone cowboy on mars/professional pantysniffer/IRL gas guzzler Duke he/him 20

[clubpenguindoneright]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

[lunamothed]

reblog while its still true 

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[lone-pylon]

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!

[sammiesweetheart]

[sharkfiinn]

[theotreptos]

From Aeschylus’ Agamemnon, trans. Anne Carson

[boviboy]

unclear. adj. of or pertaining to an uncle

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill

[artsberik]

happy pride, everyone

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

future features to help tumblr become the new pdf:

you can insert tables into posts

you can link poll results and notes to a graph or chart

when you reblog a post, you can annotate it by highlighting words and drawing on the post (the drawings stack with each reblog) (you can only draw in your blog colors)

search feature that works

[pjackk]

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

[hotvampireadjacent]

They always say “this is just demographic info it won’t be seen” the fuck it will why you asking then

[mas-o-kissed]

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

[charl0ttan]

if paint thinner does all that stuff imagine what it doig to our bodies😰😓

[only-cat-memes]

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[transandrogyny--turtlebug]

isn't it so great that we have public school and can learn to read. There so much wrong with public school but it's been a force of good overall

[transandrogyny--turtlebug]

People are so mad about this lol, I went to public school and was tortured by bullies AND teachers everyday. I was mentally and physically disabled and it sucked hard- My mom was also a teacher, so I know what happens behind the scenes more than most okay. I can still appreciate that public school IS a ultimately a force of good