Totally a Real Tenticle Monster

100% Real Tenticle Monster! My Puppetteer is an Adult!

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

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Age: ????

Sexuality: all ;)

Gender: whatever

Pronouns: idc

Dtf always ;) Ask me things if you like <3

Fanart is accepted and will be rebloged!

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[[Role Play account, NSFT, Sensitive Topics & Themes, Viewer Discretion Is Advised!]]

[[RP interaction allowed from creepypastas (& ocs), & related properties (like SCP)]]

[[WARNING: This is a rp account for the Sexual Offenderman. If you are not comfortable with light hearted & sometimes joking discussions about sensitive subject matter, such as but not limited to: Rape, Incest, & Murder, block this account! Hate will not be posted, you will be blocked, learn to take responsibility for yourself.]]

Organizational tags below:

Original posts: #monsterthots

Posts about my brothers: #meanestbitch, #rudelittlecuntboy, #daddysorrymommy (you can guess who is who ;])

Posts about my Wife: #josephinelove (See also: #posts by josie)

Posts about my Daughter: #rosa babybear

Posts about my crush Baby: #ineedtokillthebaby

Anon asks: #maskedmonsters

Adult posts: #nsft creepypasta

Art posts: #monsterart

Lore: #tragicbackstory

Ooc/posts from mod: #ooc & #puppeteer speaking

Other tags to be added.

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

[[Hi everyone, it's the Puppeteer. I'm very sorry to inform you all that I will be closing these blogs permanently & leaving tumblr. My main got termed a few weeks ago & despite all my emails, even making a new email address to contact support I've gotten no response, this is the 4th ot 5th time this has happened for seemingly no reason with no email to even tell me why, which makes me assume I didn't break any rules in the first place & I've been removed by spam reports.

I just don't want to deal with this anymore. I've worked very hard to create a community here & it's been dismissal trying to get interaction with my work or characters. So these blogs will be closing. I won't delete them, but I will be closing the ask box in the next few days & changing the blog titles to 'Disbanded'.

Thank you all for coming on this journey with me, it's been wonderful, but I'm leaving for safer and greener pastures elsewhere. <3]]

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

Got you👍 *Hops out of coat*

-Pocket Anon

*shakes coat off* Here we go! Fresh from the drier! Cum stain free until idk probably a few hours from now at least-

You can come out from under my couch or wherever you decided to hide in absence of my coat-

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

By the way, can you clean out your coat? My hair’s getting stuck on something.

-Pocket Anon

You'll have to get out of the coat for me to wash it

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

I’ll take that as a compliment!

-Pocket Anon

It wasn't! :]

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

I mean, I would help, but I’m too comfortable.

-Pocket Anon

Yeah, you really are a cat, Kitty was the correct name for you

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

I’m sure you’re fine on your own!

You're all so mean to not help me in my hour of need- everything smells like pumpkin spice now-

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

I am so tired- someone please convince my wife that decorating is not this important-

[vinecoveredgarden]

How are you gonna get bitches if your place looks like an abandoned meth lab???

Make it cozy, make it welcoming. Make them drop their guard.

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

I don't take my bitches home- that's my house- my wife lives there-

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

I am so tired- someone please convince my wife that decorating is not this important-

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

Despite how much of an asshole you are, you’re really sweet.

Aww, you makin me blush~ ;]

I can be nice when I want to <3

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

Thank you! I will keep this on a tiny table I built inside your pocket, if you don’t mind.

Sure, I have a mini fridge in here too if you want to use it!

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

I’ll be called pocket anon from now on since I’m still in your pocket. Anyways <3

*Hug* I think we both need it

You really are a cutie here, *gives you a smoothie* have a snack! *pets your head*

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

i should really start talking again here huh? so uhhh hii again fender bender, do you guys celebrate thanksgiving??? what do you guys do if you do?

i wouldnt know we dont celebrate it lol, just wanted to make small talk cuz i missed talking to u <3

- 🌼

You don't ever need to feel pressure to talk here, just if you want to! But it's nice to hear from you Lucky!

I do happen to spend a lot of time in the USAmerica, it's where the house I really consider to be my 'home' is & I'm pretty sure I was from like the east coast as a human, but I don't have a huge stake in human Holidays. I do however, love food, so my wife and I do have a big dinner! She invites her friends & this year Rosa is inviting a few of her college friends over for a 'friendsgiving' thing, and I've invited Baby, so a much bigger dinner than usual!

This is the first time I get to meet any of Rosa's human friends (who weren't raised around slenders or with the knowledge of the supernatural) & she told them that I'm not human, but I don't know how much they actually believe her honestly. Eitherway i think it will be fun! (I am a little nervous still, but I promised to be on my best behavior-)

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

Oh mah god..

The wierd bird lady said she.. Rede... Reed.. Reedesignd? Homeworld Slenderman and his brothers-

I thought Aliens had envaded 😭

They look like mushroom men!! And Homeworld Offenderman just looks wierd-

- Rex the dogy

P.S. those mushrooms I found tasted so good! I might see if there is more 👀

P.S.S they are Aliens 😦

I feel a lot like an alien tbh, I never really feel like I belong anywhere

I like mushrooms tho-

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

Nah, I like your pocket, as weird as it is. I’ll leave if it’s anything important!

Okay! The bathroom is three rooms down the back hall, just shout if you get lost :]

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

Fuck me.. alright, I can deal with it. I can clean them for you if you want?

You could if you wanted to, but I do generally do the laundry, so it's not like you have to. You can still climb out & wander my house if you want

[totallyrealtenticlemonster]

Is there a blanket somewhere in here? Also, you better wash that cum rag now. That shit kinda got stuck on me for a bit.

Blankets, yeah let me- *digs around in a different pocket & pulls out a quilt*

Here

As for any bodily fluids you may or may not find in there, that gets filed under Sex Stuff and you just have to deal with it, sorry, that's kinda my shtick you know?