Red Robin

The real Tim Drake Batcest DNI

[totallytimdrake]

Out of character

My main is currently dedicated to something else, but I think everyone needs to see my cat wearing the hat I made, so I’m just going to post it here.

[redrobins6dayoldcupofcoffee]

Despite what my name is I’m firmly believe that Tim Drake doesn’t actually drink that much coffee. That man is obviously drinks energy drinks and the occasional cup of tea made by Alfred.

The real question is, what type of energy drinks dose he drink?

[fandom-hopper-official]

monster (not sugar free, he "needs" the energy), maybe red bull, with a shot of five-hour energy.

[totallytimdrake]

It honestly depends on the mood. Most of the time it's monster, but specifically the big ones with the cap. But if somebody hides my monsters I just get one of those water bottles that have the time on it, you know the ones that tell you how much water you should drink by a certain time, I just fill one of those up with red bull, and it should last me about 2 hours.

[totallytimdrake]

Happy birthday Timothy.

— @theoriginal-robin-ofgotham

Thank you Damian.

Boop of appreciation. Boop🫵

[totallytimdrake]

Out of character.

I'm debating if I should stop running this account, or at least take a break from it. The reason why is, I feel like I'm mischaracterizing Tim, but I’m not certain to what degree. So I want to take some time to just look at his character and see where I can improve. If anybody has any comic recommendations that center around Tim, please let me know.

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

HOW DO BIRDS DO THIS FLYING IS SO DIFFICULTSWNDFNV

[totallytimdrake]

Have you considered the fact that birds have hollow bones, and you don't. Or maybe you supracoracoideus muscle isn't fully developed (I assume your body hasn't developed all the proper anatomy to accommodate your wings) and ready to help your wings support your bodyweight yet.

(Out of character: I know next to nothing about birds.)

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

Who said this quote: "Holy uncanny photographic mental process!"

- @totallytimdrake

uhhh. didn't i say that??

[totallytimdrake]

Yep, if I remember correctly it was around 1966 when you said that. And because you guessed correctly, you get to pick who I torment/ragebait .

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

oh absolutely go get b for me, will you?

[totallytimdrake]

Gladly

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

Who said this quote: "Holy uncanny photographic mental process!"

- @totallytimdrake

uhhh. didn't i say that??

[totallytimdrake]

Yep, if I remember correctly it was around 1966 when you said that. And because you guessed correctly, you get to pick who I torment/ragebait .

[totallytimdrake]

(Out of character) I've been saying discowing as dis-cow-ing, and not disco-wing, this entire time, and now feel incredibly stupid. I don't know why I thought that was how it's pronounced, I just did.

[totallytimdrake]

NO I MEANT TO SEND IT ANONYMOUSLY

Okay. Boop of sympathy. Boop🫵

[totallytimdrake]

are you a hexagon? because you’re pretty six-sided.

What? I'm confused, and mildly concerned.

[totallytimdrake]

I was trying to make scrambled eggs but they ended up tasting like cinnamon. WE'VE BEEN OUT OF CINNAMON FOR WEEKS!! Somebody please tell me what I did wrong.

[tjwayne]

i think youve had too much coffee ħu. or crack. for me both have the same effect.. still whichever one you did i think you did too much

HOW CAN YOU MAKE EGGS TASTE LIKE CINAMON💔 I think the last time we had cinamon was last month and i accidentally set it on fire

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

The fuck did i walk into.

[tjwayne]

idek myself aħmar...

i think tim is doing crack

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

lol

[totallytimdrake]

This is very serious. A mug cake and cinnamon died.

[totallytimdrake]

I was trying to make scrambled eggs but they ended up tasting like cinnamon. WE'VE BEEN OUT OF CINNAMON FOR WEEKS!! Somebody please tell me what I did wrong.

[tjwayne]

i think youve had too much coffee ħu. or crack. for me both have the same effect.. still whichever one you did i think you did too much

HOW CAN YOU MAKE EGGS TASTE LIKE CINAMON💔 I think the last time we had cinamon was last month and i accidentally set it on fire

[totallytimdrake]

How and why did you the cinnamon on fire?

[tjwayne]

i microwave it..

i was trying to make a mug cake and then i put cinnamon in it and then i microwaved it and then t set on fire in the microwave. i still ate the mugcake. tasted like ass though.

[totallytimdrake]

That's sad. Let's have a moment of silence for the mug cake, and the cinnamon.

[totallytimdrake]

I was trying to make scrambled eggs but they ended up tasting like cinnamon. WE'VE BEEN OUT OF CINNAMON FOR WEEKS!! Somebody please tell me what I did wrong.

[tjwayne]

i think youve had too much coffee ħu. or crack. for me both have the same effect.. still whichever one you did i think you did too much

HOW CAN YOU MAKE EGGS TASTE LIKE CINAMON💔 I think the last time we had cinamon was last month and i accidentally set it on fire

[totallytimdrake]

How and why did you the cinnamon on fire?

[totallytimdrake]

Hi please don't tag characters that aren't actually in your posts. it's counted as tag spam and it's reportable under tumblrs rules and can get your account banned

Okay, thanks for letting me know because I wasn't aware of this.

[totallytimdrake]

Guys, the kitchen might be on fire. Please don't tell Bruce or Alfred.

[illegallyaliveredhood]

You started a fire in the fucking kitchen? How?

[totallytimdrake]

I never said that I started the fire, I just said the kitchen was on fire.

(I was trying to bake cookies, couldn't find parchment paper, over greased the pan, added to much butter and sugar to cookies, got to caught up in work, forgot about cookies, grease fire started.)

[illegallyaliveredhood]

It was implied and we all are detectives, it's not that hard to figure it out.

Fucking— OK, fine. You help me clean up the kitchen and I won't tell anyone. Deal?

[totallytimdrake]

Deal

[thefateofgotham]

I will personally pay 1 billion bat dabloons to the first person who correctly guesses which one of Batman’s children is currently causing me to discover forms of adhd I didn’t even know could exist. Start debating, go.

[totallytimdrake]

Either Steph or Dick. However, Steph legally isn't one of Batman's, but Dick is. So my final answer is Dick.

[totallytimdrake]

I just saw the Discowing suit again and I refuse to believe that he actually looked at that and thought that it was good suit to wear while patrolling the streets at night.

[the-real-nightwing-of-bludhaven]

Oh COME on, it was not THAT bad!

[totallytimdrake]

It really was though, but if lying to yourself about it helps you sleep.

[the-real-nightwing-of-bludhaven]

I’m not lying! It was the peak of fashion!

[totallytimdrake]

Whatever helps you sleep.

[the-real-nightwing-of-bludhaven]

Says the man who doesn’t sleep

[totallytimdrake]

That's not relevant to this conversation, but what is relevant is that distasteful suit.

[the-real-nightwing-of-bludhaven]

Oh WHATever. Like yours were any better.

Example A:

You were BALD

[totallytimdrake]

Well, at least I wasn't wearing tge brightest suit known to man while patrolling at night.

And need I remind you of this slick back you had?

[xxnicodiangelo001xx]

Slick back ponytail is a thousand times better than bald

[totallytimdrake]

It was a cowl, and I was trying to protect my hair.

[the-real-nightwing-of-bludhaven]

Wait lol I accidentally did that last reblog on the wrong account lollllll

Ugly ass cowl

[totallytimdrake]

It wasn't that ugly, and it could have been worse! It's not like it was a slick back, or your Lego hair.

[the-real-nightwing-of-bludhaven]

Don’t even associate that with me. That is NOT my fault. Also, you weren’t even in EITHER of the LEGO Batman movies

[totallytimdrake]

I was in them in spirit.

Honestly though, I think that's your best hair. Like, I don't think it's ever been better.

[the-real-nightwing-of-bludhaven]

Nooooo…

[totallytimdrake]

Am I wrong though?

[the-real-nightwing-of-bludhaven]

Incredibly. My hair right now is the best

[totallytimdrake]

Is it though?

[the-real-nightwing-of-bludhaven]

Yes, bitch

[totallytimdrake]

Ehhhhhhhhh, is it though?