ask Jason Todd

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

do people in gotham know that our city is way too prone to explosions to be setting off fireworks like this

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

THOSE AREN'T FIREWORKS NEVERMIND NEVERMIND NEVERMIND THAT WAS JUST AN ACTUAL EXPLOSION

[tjwayne]

why do you seem surprised 😔 this happens on a daily. i think theres been like 20 bombs going off this week an its only saturday.

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

lol, wtf, Dick what, why are you spreading this on the internet. Do damage control, and get off your phone bro.

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

IM BENCHED BECAUSE I SPRAINED MY KNEE I CANT DO SHIT😭😭😭

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

Just get over it. It cant be that bad. Men am i right

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[myfavoritecuisine]

I have a headcanon that Damian prefers his siblings' partners to his siblings themselves.

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

its true this has happend

[batmanasks]

Batman who's your favorite 🤫🤫🤫

I don't pick favorites.

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

its blackbat and we all know it

[aurora-rph]

reblog this if you're fine with your mutuals sending you asks unprompted

[batmanasks]

Hello Mr Batman, if you were to choose any of your rouges to kiss who would it be and why?

...The Joker. No further comment.

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

betrail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[batmanasks]

Heyyy Batman okay so hypothetically, if I were to steal the Batmobile and Jason, would you give me money?

No. I've already tracked your IP address. Return them by midnight.

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

now hold, on were are you taking me????????

[batmanasks]

What’s the worse thing each one of your kids has done?

No comment.

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

I one time blew a hole in the wall using a can of hairspray, a pack of matchsticks and some gun powder.

[x-marks-a-dumbass]

Random ass reminder. Don't drink Gotham tap if you're not from Gotham. Or havent been there in months.

I fucked up

[death-for-hire]

.... How bad is it?

[x-marks-a-dumbass]

I mindlessly took a sip. Now I'm fighting God while laying on the couch.

[death-for-hire]

You'll be fine.

[x-marks-a-dumbass]

:[

[verdant-star]

@the-last-laughing-magician

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

lol, these wimps the water's fine its a lil coppery but you'll be fine ive drunk it since birth and i'm fine.

(i mainly drink tea)

[three-semicolons]

Guys have you seen the Barbara Gordon: Breakout preview???

Is this not just?????

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

Bro says it like he isn't one of the gays.

[harmleikurdraws]

Enjoy <3

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

I may be rich, but unfortunately i was cursed with tits, and the Lazarus pit made it worse.

[theoriginal-robin-ofgotham]

Borrowed my brother’s hair gel today and now I’m facing mass hair loss. Never again.

@totallynotredrobin

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

lol loser.

[sparkle-robin-4]

"Bruce is the most dramatic" "no Jason is!"

WRONG! They're all dramatic

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Dick: I can see the light! Is this the end of suffering!?

Jason: Dick you stubbed your toe stfu

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Tim: they said they're out of ice cream

Jason: This is worse then the time the Joker blew me up

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Tim: I'm gonna Kms

Damian: Drake, you can't keep threatening to end your life just because you dropped your phone again

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Damian: I'm going back to live with mother

Dick: all I said was that you had to go to school tomorrow????

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Bruce: I am darkness.

Steph: stfu

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These boys can't tell the difference between being shot and a mild inconvenience

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

Your right we can't.

[verdant-star]

Reblog this post if you're okay with being notification spammed and want people to interact with you

I know I sure do! @ me in things, bug me to reply to stuff, flood my askbox. The whole nine yards.

[brucetwayne-official]

My children frighten me some days.

[ask-jason-todd-wayne]

We better.