I really really really don't like the theory that Vincent is Sephiroth's bio dad.
I feel like it takes away so much from the actual story between Lucrecia and Vincent
To me it just seems like everyone is so DESPERATE for Lucrecia and Vincent to have either canonically slept together or just for Sephiroth to have a conventionally attractive father that they're fighting for their lives trying to point out ANYTHING. as "hints" to Vincent being his dad
Especially now with the new EC outfit for Vincent.... no I promise you it being similar to Sephiroth's isn't a dead giveaway that they're related
Now if it's just a fun hc I honestly don't care but it's when someone's really trying to shove that theory down my throat that I start really hating it
ESPECIALLY when someone's just so desperate for it to be true
Practically unable to move for the past few hours, my head is feeling super duper noisy without me actually doing anything like there's nothing going on up there but at the same time it's so unbearable loud it's making me wanna curl up and cry
I still can't quite move and that's. Not because I'm in pain or anything it's just because my body is really refusing to move it's like it's frozen up and won't do anything. I can't really talk either but at least my hands are free??? Idk yo
I tried talking to my mom about this but that just made things infinitely worse like it admittedly always does
I've got an exam tomorrow and I've hardly studied at all. I've been trying to study but my brain is kind of,, refusing??? I cannot describe this properly it's all the noise and stuff I just cannot do anything right now I feel generally terrible
The moment I try to do anything my whole body and mind start feeling majorly uncomfortable and I hate it
I can't go to my mom and ask to skip school tomorrow because I'll need some. Doctor........ confirmations thing that I was really too sick to go because of the exam and also because I know damn well she'd say no no matter what I say
I'm literally so screwed I don't know anything for tomorrow and I can't just skip school without telling my parents either that'd just make things worse
Every option I have to do things right now will just make things more terrible and I really don't know what to do
I hate how my brain does this I hate that it just shuts down like this I'm gonna cry
The headcanon that Kon's shingi is more of an energetic person
Kon's sword seems (at least from what I can recall) much more expressive than Ri's sword
I like translating that into the hc that Kon's Shingi is actually more expressive than Kon himself
I'm pretty sure when the swords are released the medicine sellers become one with their shingi right?? They don't just swap out as far as I've read??? Wouldn't that technically mean we don't even really know how Hyper & Shingi really are personality-wise
Back to back rant except this one's a nitpick and just to calm down after witnessing whatever madness I just saw
I dislike the way some people in the epic fandom seem to be ALLERGIC to someone looking their age.
I'm gonna hold your hand when I say that Odysseus would NOT have looked like a guy in his mid twenties or early thirties by the time he got back to Ithaca 🩷
Again this is just a. Nitpick because I wanna be free to nitpick
But the way a lot of artists (I'm not hating on ANYONE'S ART HERE!!! THE EPIC FANDOM HAS AMAZING ARTISTS WHOSE WORKS I THINK ARE REALLY GREAT!!!!!!) cannot draw Odysseus looking older than 36 unless it's the part of the story where he's disguised as an old man
FUN FACT!!!! He would've most likely been an old man ANYWAYS!!!! SO LIKE?????? PLEASE. Let a man be old!!!!
I promise you just because your "babygirl" isn't fitting your hot dilf beauty standards anymore the world won't end 🩷🩷🩷
IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON ROMANTICIZING AND SWOONING OVER CMBYN I WILL COMMIT CRIMES!!!! I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS OLD DISCOURSE OR SOMETHING I CANNOT WITH THIS
The absolutely INSANE SHIT I've seen some people say to defend this nasty movie is NOT OK
"Elio wanted it/didn't try to stop it!!!" ELIO WAS SEVENTEEN? OLIVER WAS TWENTY-FOUR?? FYM HE "DIDN'T TRY TO STOP IT".... HE WAS A CHILD!!!! A CHIIIIILD!!!!!!!
"Oliver wasn't a creep!" He admitted himself that he'd been dropping hints to Elio from as early on as that massaging scene. And even IF he hadn't been doing that from that moment on - it still would've been weird!!!! BIG TIME WEIRD!!!!!!
I don't care if it's "not romanticized in the books" from what I know they DO end up together in the second book which....... SEEMS PRETTY DAMN ROMANTICIZED TO ME.
The movie is WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!! AND YOU'RE A WEIRDO IF YOU TRY TO DEFEND THIS!!!!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE GLAZING THIS?
One more comment saying "you just don't understand the movie" and I'm finding these people and JUMPING THEM!!! WHAT am I supposed to understand here? HUH??
"It's not a lovestory, it's a story about love" IT'S A STORY ABOUT AN ADULT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF A TEENAGEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
"But Oliver actually loved him!!!!" How the HELL IS THAT JUSTIFYING ANYTHING?? IT'S NOT JUSTIFYING SHIT. Oliver was the adult in the situation and he should have KEPT HIMSELF DISTANCED!!
The way I wanted to HURL when that scene came on with Oliver asking Elio if he knows how "happy he is that they slept together" I wanted to VOMIT. Oh and the PEACH SCENE!!!! And guess what I'm not gonna sit here and whine about the peach abuse itself I'm gonna complain about the way Oliver acted when he found Elio like that.
THE WHOLE SCENE MADE ME SICK!!! I'm not crazy I swear Elio seemed so fucking uncomfortable and then Oliver just kept pushing the situation GUUUUHHHHHH. I hate Oliver I hate him so much
It is seriously crazy to me how people are sympathizing with OLIVER. AND BLAMING ELIO FOR NOT STOPPING WHAT HAPPENED?PLEASE.
Some of these fans are NOT OK!!! THEY'RE WEEEEIRDOS!!!!!! Fym you're gonna put the blame on the 17yr old or yap some bs about how Oliver is apparently not a creep.... GET HELP!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!
I have a shit ton of issues with Epic: the musical and it's fandom
Being a negative Nancy again
Now I'm not going to at all critique any of the songs themselves because I myself know nothing about making music + I used to be a fan of it myself and do still enjoy a lot of the songs they're peak
But some of the.... story change choices...... and the way the fandon treats them...........
The amounts of times I've seen people fangirling over Calypso is INSANE. "B-But in Epic she didn't.." AND THAT'S NOT OK??? HELLO?? "I only like Calypso in Epic!" I will punch you politely and hold your hand when I say this the fact that Calypso was portrayed likeable enough for you in Epic to defend her and say bs about how she can do no wrong is NOT GOOD. "Non issue" up my aaaaass this is an issue to me and I'll rant about it 🩷
I've seen people infantilizing Calypso to the moon and back and acting like she's sooo innocent and pure...... are you ok?? "She probably didn't even know what wife meant!!" ???? How many braincells did you lose when your parents tossed you out their hospital room in the 37th floor after seeing you as a baby?
Epic Calypso being a character who's able to gain not only sympathy but DEFENDERS is seriously so weird to me. And then those people defending her will be the same ones to turn around and bash you for liking Achilles
Genuinely get your shit together and realize that you shouldn't hide behind the (lowkey bad) musical variation of a character who is a TERRIBLE PERSON. to defend that character
Now if your favorite is somehow Calypso and you DON'T defend her and cling to Epic as if it had indeed been written all the way back in ancient Greece - Good for you!!! Do whatever!!!!! Me personally, I'm a huge fan of Neoptolemus and he is ABSOLUTELY not a character whose action I'd defend EVER. I hate the guy but he's still one of my favs 🩷
It's only the way people are desperately trying to defend Calypso that pisses me off severely.
I also have severe one-sided beef with people who defend Medea or Achilles but that's a different topic kinda.. In general if you defend a character's horrible actions either just so you can like them without feeling bad or because you're just insanely ignorant I don't like u
As a JOKE that's funny I'm not saying it's not I joke about stuff like "they can do no wrong" about some of my fav characters who actually can absolutely do wrong too
Aaanyways less about the fans now the way that what Calypso actually did to Odysseus was just... erased in Epic bothers me a lot!! Especially when you then turn around and look at some of the songs that the suitors got where it's quite clearly implied what they wish to do to Penelope. Why keep that and completely leave out any implications about what happened to Odysseus?? And with Circe too actually. She was portrayed relatively positively which....... uhm. Yeah!!!! No?
I think that's kinda all I have to say actually uh
The way SOME Mononoke fans INFANTILIZE Kon genuinely pisses me off so much
He's different from Ri yes I think that's clear to everyone but when the fuck did people decide that that immediately translates to him being an UwU soft cat boy
GENUINELY. The way I've seen some people treating this guy hurts me PHYSICALLY!!!
It's like someone took a look at his character, thought for a moment and decided... yeah!!! Let's absolutely BUTCHER this guy in fanon and turn him into a defenseless small bean because he's so cutie!!!!!!!
?????
WHO STARTED THIS??
One of the main reasons why I hate seeing Kon shipped with Ri or his shingi is because most times I've seen those ships it's made by the same people who baby Kon as if their lives depend on it
And that's not even the only thing I have problems with it's the way the medicine sellers are sexualized to the moon and back
Now don't get me wrong here I have 0 issues with people finding a character attractive, expressing that and idk making suggestive art of them so long as they're an adult yada yada all the works.
I just really don't want to see every second bit of mononoke fan content I get being someone drooling over the guy's ANKLES or whatever people are doing there
I love the mononoke fandom but sometimes it's just. Yeah
Hating a ship without being able to pinpoint a reason is so frustrating
Especially when technically there's literally nothing wrong with the ship
I cannot for the life of me stand TeleNeo I seriously hate it sm no hate to TeleNeo shippers because there's absolutely nothing wrong with shipping this obviously
Hate to the ship itself because for some reason it is so insufferable to me. I hate this ship with a passion honestly
Maybe it comes from bias towards another ship but I don't think so?? I don't wanna say that it's because it's "too random" or "makes no sense" I'm all here for ships like that I just really have issues with TeleNeo specifically 💔
I do have a solution to this for myself which is just not interacting with TeleNeo content but anyways
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