I fucking HATE all of you yumeshippers. You guys are actually pathetic and parasocial weirdos. Especially the ones who yumeship with actual perps in this community. It's absolutely mindboggling that you think for even a second a person who has NO CLUE that you exist nor ever will considering how most are DECEASED, that you are actively dating them. Pull out a ouija board and start fucking sexting with them or whatever.
In a community that's mostly filled with mentally ill people, I don't ever think it can get THIS bad.
Your mum carried you for 9 months and went through grueling hours of labour to push you out and then proceed to feed, clothe, wash and look after you for however many years you have wasted on this planet. You decided one day: "Oh yes! This perp who is insane, dead and did horrible stuff is now my fictional boyfriend! Tehee! :3" Honestly kill yourself. You're an absolute waste of air, space and resources.
I'd be lying if I said I'm not messed up in the head as well, but oh my GOD get a grip. Sure, I get liking a perp a lot, I like Pekka for instance, but it gets to a point. I'm not over here fangirling and squealing like he's some kpop idol.
Most of the time you losers don't even understand the perp you yumeship with. Basically 99% of the time if they were alive they would kill themselves if they found out some random 13 year old on the Internet is obsessed and crazy about them. They would hate your guts.
It's exhausting to see what the community has turned into. I hate you fangirls, girlbloggers, yumeshippers, and whatever weirdos who only boil down perps to their looks and "cuteness". Fuck you all. Get a life. Touch some grass.
Sure you can argue: "B-But Grave! A mentally ill community is mentally ill, oh my god!" Yeah, I DON'T give a shit. I can still have my own thoughts and opinions and actually tell someone who's out of touch with reality that they need to get it together. You guys are so eager to encourage parasocial and weird behaviour here it's disgusting.
And if I see any one of you disgusting yumefags in my comments saying "anyways here's my boyfriend!" I will block each and every one of you until there is peace in this community and you get a life. I hope your parents are aware of the freak and weirdo they have wasted years raising. Get help.
thinking ab ishimondo's height difference...... 💭💭
stares out a window sighs contentedly......
god it just opens up so many cute scenarios and headcanons
exempla gratia:
-taka has to go on tiptoes to kiss mondo on the lips, or mondo has to lean down a bit. but, mondo can kiss taka's forehead without having to lean down, so he does that a lot
-when they hug face to face, taka's at just the right height to nuzzle his face into mondo's neck underneath his chin, and it reminds mondo of chuck nuzzling into him lmao
-when taka hugs mondo from behind, he just headbutts either the space between mondo's shoulder blades or the nape of mondo's neck like an over-enthusiastic cat lol. also he wraps his arms around mondo's abdomen so tight and squeezes like he's trying to straight up kill him or give him the Heimlich lmao this dude does NOT know his own strength
-when mondo hugs taka from behind, he plants his face right on top of taka's head. just straight up face flat into his hair lol (he especially likes to do this when taka's in the kitchen cuz it makes taka all grumpy like "shoo shoo i'm trying to cook!" and mondo just stays there basically leaning all his weight onto taka anyway. mondo's true form is that of a giant, stupid, lovable rottweiler that insists on being near you and touching you at all times, and you will trip over his blockheaded dumbass. immovable object)
oh my GODDDUHHHH i'm losing it i'm losing my mind i hate them holy fuck i need them dead i wanna kill them. i don't care that they're already dead i WILL revive them and kill them myself because i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them!!!!!!!!! 👎👎👎👎👎🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
(photo dump that i think shows the height difference well)
terrible. terrible terrible gay boys. just terrible. this is the future the twisted lgbt agenda wants 😡😡🤬🤬🤬 #NOTINMYAMERICA
i fucking hate that show and everything is so fucking cringe oh my lord i will never love that show.
like literally wtf ??? did yall see what the creator post ?? the fact that she is a myso and all and that jax was self-insert is so fucking cringe and i dont understand why their is people supporting it.
and the fact that (im french) people in my country has been doing a fucking trend about jax after the movies and saying "oh that me" is making want to fucking ripe my eyes.
and the fact that now jax is trans ? Dont it making worst ? the Self-insert is going way too far lol and thats hella cringe fuck this show.
Do you ever just REALLY hate a fictional character? Like, actually hate? Not even a villain, just a character you hate? Like, it genuinely infuriates you to see them, and when you get to express your hate for them, it gives you joy? Because I can't stand this guy.
May I humbly request Jamil Salt/ Jamil fandom salt. Everything has to be a pity party for Jamil, we must be extra critical of Kalim, I’m tired of it! May all of Kalim’s angst be tripled and put onto Jamil 🙏
Alright I’ll go wild here and tag it but I’ll leave a warning
⚠️WARNING: JAMIL SLANDER/SALT ⚠️
(What I say below the cut is exaggerated and me being silly and having fun, no one get mad at me)
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(I’m so serious this is just an unfiltered hate rant)
Are the Jamil fans gone? GREAT
I FUCK HATE HATE HATE HATE JAMIL!! Oh words cannot explain the rage he stirs up in me.
“Oh but he had a bad childhood” I wish it were worse
“He doesn’t get to express himself or be who he truly is” good I like him silent ALSO IF HE CANT TALK BAD ABOUT KALIM OR COMPLAINT WHY AM I ALWAYS FUCKING HEARINF ABOUT IT
“I hate Kalim hmph I hate hate him” alright gay boy why are you doing his hair and makeup and cooking for him everyday when we have so much proof in text you don’t have to be doing all that
I hate Jamil like AM from “I have no mouth and I must scream” hates humanity.
I can’t even read through his little lying bitch speech in book 4 in any form without getting so mad irl I start punching things and heavy breathing. THE AUDACITY FOR PEOPLE TO BELIEVE HIS STUPID LITTLE LYING ASS WHEN HES DOING THIS FACE 🥺
Jamil is also such a little bitch hypocrite. He doesn’t want to destroy the system that trapped him he just wants to be the one benefiting. His dream is to have servants and be rich and be greedy. He doesn’t care about the common man.
His ass isn’t even poor. I see you buying designer clothes in that one event you asshole.
Also he complains did I mention he complains??? Oh my god did I mention he fucking complains about every. FUCKING. THING??!!!
Like oh my god he acts like he’s gods poorest little soldier.
Also he’ll fucking do shit for Kalim that no one asked him to do just to be mad about it????
He’s like “I have to protect Kalim” AND THEN DOESNT?!! KALIM HAS ESCAPED YPUR WATCH SO OFTEN AND IF WE INCLUDE EVENTS HES GOTTEN KIDNAPPED WHILE YOU WERE THERE MULTIPLE TIMES?!!
“My family will be thrown out onto the streets guys 🥺🥺🥺” you overblotted and your family is fine. Holy shit the way that also if you were really worried about this you wouldn’t have done this plan to gain power for 2 years of highschool???????? “Oh let me endanger my family to be student council president” ARE TOU FICKING DUMBBBBBBBBB
His plan is so stupid don’t even make me start
Also his ass acting like he’s glued to Kalim when he didn’t even become a personal servant till he was 13 and also we know that he went to just normal middle school and had normal friends.
Bro your situation sucks but oh my god you had more freedom than like Riddle, Idia, and etc. like damn I’m sorry I truly think your childhood trauma is valid but so is everyone else’s.
Also Jamil is so cringe. He’s is not your alpha tough guy smooth smart boy. He is your cringe fail idiot who thinks he’s better than everyone but isn’t. Oh my god I’m sick of Jamil power fantasy revenge scenarios because he already got that in canon. Also like it’s cringe and gay. It’s so gay
“Oh Quinn he’s not in love with Kalim”
JAMIL’S HEART WOULD SAY OFHERWISE OH MY GOD HES ALWAYS TRYING TO GET THAT COOKIE LEAVE KALIM ALONE
Kalim tries to bond with friends and Jamil is like “why didn’t you tell me where you were going? It’s dangerous to be here without me” JUST GET LIFE360 at this point I think Kalim ignores Jamil’s texts on purpose because I would too.
Also fuck Jamil he deserves to suffer. I DONT WANT TO SEE HIM WIN EVER
HUMILIATE THAT MAN
DESTROY HIS LIFE
I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM INHATE HIM
I literally experienced a hate crime in highschool and I hate Jamil more than any of those boys.
I would be suicidal again for just a glimpse of a world where Jamil is suffering
I pray on his downfall everyday
I don’t hate ANY real person as much as I hate Jamil
He bothers me so often
And it sucks because I LOVE kalijami and Kalim both of which include Jamil because even if I was just a Kalim fan, Kalim loves Jamil so much and it’s so important to his story I could never erase him.
Also I would not nearly hate Jamil as much if his fans weren’t constantly so mean to me and all the other kalijami/Kalim fans.
Also HES NOT A SLAVE
OH MY GOD
HES NOT A SLAVE
JESUS CHRIST HES NOT A SLAVE
IM SICK OF BEING ACCUSED OF SUPPORTING INDENTURED SERVITUDE AN SLAVERY BECAUSE I WANT TWO ANIME BOYS TO KISS??
WHY WOULD SHIPPING TWINK SERVANT JAFAR AND TWINK MASTER SULTAN EVER REFLECT MY MORALS AS A GROWN ASS ADULT?!! ARE YOU INSANE?!!!! IN WHAT UNIVERSE??????
Sorry for kicking twst fans while they are down right now ugh
ALSO
Jamil is so cringe and I only enjoy him when he’s talking about how cringe he is or when he’s getting beat up by Kalim
“Guys don’t cheer for Kalim beating up Jamil that’s wrong” HE TRIED TO KILL ME YOU KALIM FLOYD JADE GRIM AND AZUL?!!!!
God forbid he gets punishment for his actions. We let him off so fucking easy in book 4 they shouldn’t actually live-streamed that shit. They basically rewarded his ass by making hims a lead vocal
When I’ll be honest it made no sense. Jamil isn’t a singer he’s a dancer and also he doesn’t practice singing as a skill and rewarding him for nothing is stupid. It just reinforces his dumb mindset of “I’m only bad at this because I can’t show my true potential” like dancing is something he actively practices and is good at but they probably didn’t choose this because Kalim is a better dancer…WHO SAID THAT…I DID
Also god he pisses me off so bad
The way Kalim’s lab vignette and the school uniform vignette AND HELL EVEN THE FUCKING ANIME EXTRA(even though it was a complete bastardized version of the lab vignette and made no sense) SHOW YOU DONT HAVE TO COOK FOR HIM AT SCHOOL?!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? “Kalim ignores his No’s sometimes” OKAY AND IN THE LAB VIGNETTE YOU SHOW YOU CAN OVERRIDE THIS?! NO ONE IS HOLDNG A GUN TO YOUR HEAD YOU BITCH JUSY DONT “Kalim is making me do too much work” SOMETIMES YEAH BUT SOMETIMES YOU ARE BEING DUMB
“What if he makes mistakes and makes it worse” JUST LET HIM FUCK UP SOMETIMES JAMIL OH MY GOD THE WORLD WONT END IF HE BLOWS A COUPLE THINGS UP ALL THE STUDENTS DO YOU ARE AT MAGIC SCHOOL?!!!
The idea that you think you know Kalim soooooo well when you didn’t even realize how bad his childhood was until book5 is just astounding. You didn’t even understand how much he loved you and how much he’s willing to cover for your bitch ass.
“Kalim is ungrateful for me” WELL ITS ACTUALLY A TWO WAY STREET AND YOU ARE WAYY MORE UNGRATEFUL AND INCONSIDERATE??!!! YOU DONT EVEN RESPECT KALIM AS A PERSON?!!! KALIM IS TRYING TO BE BETTER TO YOU AND YOU ARE BAREY PUTTING IN THE WORK?
YOU DONT EVEN TELL HIM SORRY
“Sorry for what-“ FOR TRYING TO KILL HIM AND HYPNOTIZING HIM?!! HEY GASLIGHTING A GUY WITH BAD MEMORY(CAUSEDD BY TRAUMA) IS FUCKING INSANE
WE NEVER TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP THAT IS “oh Jamil says that I’m just tired” HES ACTIVELY GASLIGHTING KALIM DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HORRIFYING IT IS FOR YOUR CLOSEST FRIEND TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE PASSING OUT AND FORGETFING WHEN THEY ARE ACTUALLY USING YOU AS A MEAT PUPPET TO ABUSE YOUR PEERS IS?!! HOLY FUCK THATS SO MESSED UP?!!
AND ITS PREMEDITATED
IT WAS PART OF JAMILS PLAN TO WEAR DOWN THE SCARABIA DORM AND OVERWORK THEM AND MAKE THEM SO TIRED THEY CANT THINK STRAIGHT WHICH IS IDK TORTURE
TORTURE
WHAT HE DID WAS TORTURE
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU JAMIL YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND SCARABIA DORM SHPULDBE BEEN ALLOWED TO KICK YOUR ASS
I HATE HIM
I hate HIM
I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM
He’s also such an ableist bitch to me “oh you can’t read social cues you must be an idiot. Stop fidgeting dumbass” I HAVE FUCKIJG AUTISM YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK
IM SORRY WE CANT ALL BE ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY ON HORSES MR I DONT HAE AUTISM
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HIM AND I HOPE HE BURNSIN HELL!!!
ALSO OH MY GOD HE WORRIES ABOUT THE DUMBEST SHIT AND I KNOW ITS DUMB BECAUSE HIS SISTER TELLS US SO??? “Kalim don’t behave that way around malleus” OH MY GOD NO ONE CARES NONONE CARES
“Don’t be rude to a prince” OH DO YOU MEAN FRIENDLY?!! BECSUZE YOU JUST DONT WANT HIM TO BE FRIEND PEOPLE THAT WOULD MAKE YPUR LIFE MORE DIFFICULT WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU
I’m sick of everything being about Jamil
I hate when he replaces Kalim in lineups
He doesn’t deserve anything
ALSO HIS SCHEMING FACE IS UGLY HES NOT EVEN THAY PRETTY LIKE LEONA IS SO SEXY AND JAMIL IS JUST MID IN COMPARISON CHIRST HIS STUPID SMIRK AND SQUINT IS FUCKING DUMB!!! I HC MY FAVS AS AUTISTIC OR KOREAN OR AROASPEC OR TRANS SO THAT O RELATE TO THEM BUT I HATE JAMIL SO MUCH I HAVE THE REVERSE POLICY HE CANT BE ANYTHINF LIKE ME WE CANT SHARE ANYTHINF IN COMMON
If someone told me I reminded them of Jamil I genuinely become suicidal again I swear to god. Everyday I wake up and I hope I can make that stupid bitches life worse. HES GOT THE MOST PUNCHABLE FACE GOD ITS SOO STUPID I HATE WHE HE SMILES IT PISSES ME OFF
HIS UGLY NESS SHINES THROUGH BEFAUZE HES SUC A SHIT PERSON OH HE RADIATES EVIL I HOPE HE GETS REINCARNATED AS A POOR OMEGA WITH AN EVIL ALPHA IN A YAOI MANWHA IN HIS NEXT LIFE I NEED HIM TO SUFFER I HOPE HE FEELS NAUSEOUS AFTER EVERY BITE I FOOD I HOPE HE CANT SLEEP DUE TO PARANOIA I HOPE THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE MARRIES SOMEONE ELSE AND CUTS HIM OFF FORWVER
