This is not for you.

I dunno, this is a really badly tagged blog for stuff and whatever.

[thebrooklyninenine]

Watching b99 comes with this weird crush on andy samberg that you never expected but just grows the more you watch it

[treesoutofchimneys]

Unless youre a lesbian and the crush you didnt expect is on Rosa Diaz and it just wont stop

[thebrooklyninenine]

or you’re bisexual and get hit with crushes on both of them

[baking-accident]

series of unfortunate events except with the mcelroy brothers and everyone still says stuff like “but you’re CHILDREN” even though they are clearly 3 grown men being sent to various guardians and boarding schools

[pinkiepiebones]

Justin: *pointing at everyone* Olaf. Olaf. Suuuuuuuper Olaf.

Travis: But why would Count Olaf keep using such poor disguises and getting cau-

Griffin: It’s his fetish.

[ratical-rats]

I have some questions that need answers

Can only Justin and Travis understand what Griffin is saying, like only Violet and Klaus can understand Sunny?

And 

Do the brothers have similar abilities as the Baudelaires? 

Like is Justin an inventor and is Travis a great researcher?

And is Griffin just really good at… biting things?    

[thequantumqueer]

[ID: Griffin McElroy biting the stem off of an unpeeled banana]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

i’m dating an astrophysicist

[dundermifflinscranton]

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i'm not leaving the house)

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[depressed-memes-memes]

[egg-tampon]

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

[mycatstail]

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

[randomslasher]

I literally had the sensation of being slammed back in time just now

[big-ovipositor-energy]

nowadays we make bad content all day

[kaiserneko]

[korratea]

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

[marvelousmichaelmidnight]

IN A ROW?

[laurakvstheworld]

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

[blinkingkills]

i can’t even this is so great.

[i-wadako]

PERFECT LIPSYNC OMG

[ruinedchildhood]

[namira]

[madeofireandire-deactivated2020]

A list of things my boyfriend has said/done in his sleep:

- (Giggling) “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts!” (This was very mumbled but I’m SURE it’s what he said.)

- Steals my FRIGGIN PILLOW with a DEATH GRIP

- Knees me up the arse. Thanks babe

- Snores like a warthog with pneumonia

- Woke himself up yelling “Fuck OFF!” then said “Huh, angry dream.” AND PROMPTLY FELL BACK ASLEEP.

- Dead asleep again, told me we should sell musical equipment on Gumtree (apparently my answer to this in the dream was “Yeah you know what we need first to do that? Musical equipment, DUMBASS.”)

- There was also a conversation about a boomerang? Mainly me wondering what the frig he was talking about, not realising he was still asleep

@tothedangerzone stay weird sugar. xo

[tothedangerzone]

YOU TALK IN YOUR SLEEP TOO YOU KNOW :P

[madeofireandire-deactivated2020]

As if you’ve ONLY JUST noticed this!

[tothedangerzone]

I haven’t checked my blog I’m a while, and I didn’t know you were posting cute stuff like this ;)

[madeofireandire-deactivated2020]

This ain’t cute, I’m MOCKING YOU.

[tothedangerzone]

That's Gemma for being cute!

[madeofireandire-deactivated2020]

A list of things my boyfriend has said/done in his sleep:

- (Giggling) “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts!” (This was very mumbled but I’m SURE it’s what he said.)

- Steals my FRIGGIN PILLOW with a DEATH GRIP

- Knees me up the arse. Thanks babe

- Snores like a warthog with pneumonia

- Woke himself up yelling “Fuck OFF!” then said “Huh, angry dream.” AND PROMPTLY FELL BACK ASLEEP.

- Dead asleep again, told me we should sell musical equipment on Gumtree (apparently my answer to this in the dream was “Yeah you know what we need first to do that? Musical equipment, DUMBASS.”)

- There was also a conversation about a boomerang? Mainly me wondering what the frig he was talking about, not realising he was still asleep

@tothedangerzone stay weird sugar. xo

[tothedangerzone]

YOU TALK IN YOUR SLEEP TOO YOU KNOW :P

[madeofireandire-deactivated2020]

As if you’ve ONLY JUST noticed this!

[tothedangerzone]

I haven't checked my blog I'm a while, and I didn't know you were posting cute stuff like this ;)

[regalasfuck]

you can really tell when people lose that spark for you

[renskylo-deactivated20211212]

[bidoctor]

[buttpoems]

[madeofireandire-deactivated2020]

A list of things my boyfriend has said/done in his sleep:

- (Giggling) “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts!” (This was very mumbled but I’m SURE it’s what he said.)

- Steals my FRIGGIN PILLOW with a DEATH GRIP

- Knees me up the arse. Thanks babe

- Snores like a warthog with pneumonia

- Woke himself up yelling “Fuck OFF!” then said “Huh, angry dream.” AND PROMPTLY FELL BACK ASLEEP.

- Dead asleep again, told me we should sell musical equipment on Gumtree (apparently my answer to this in the dream was “Yeah you know what we need first to do that? Musical equipment, DUMBASS.”)

- There was also a conversation about a boomerang? Mainly me wondering what the frig he was talking about, not realising he was still asleep

@tothedangerzone stay weird sugar. xo

[tothedangerzone]

YOU TALK IN YOUR SLEEP TOO YOU KNOW :P