oh, when will we learn

Oscar, he/him

[clintbarthon]

[pockettsketch]

I’m still not over this movie 😪

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[cryingmyeyesviolet]

Never forget

[brainzcoaster]

It's world bipolar day! You are not alone!

[incorrectstevebucky]

it’s kind of funny how much marvel wrote themselves into a corner with steve and bucky

you spend three movies establishing that the only thing that gets The Righteous Man to break his strict moral code and throw all reason and logic to the wind is his love for his BF(F) which obviously results in having millions of people talking about the possibility of them actually being in love (see: #givecapaboyfriend/just Google search stucky) and the only choice you have left is to acknowledge the deep emotional bond you (apparently accidentally) wrote between them or toss one of them into the Void.

[brainzcoaster]

[commiescummie]

i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone

[teacupfulofstarshine]

other favorites include

- “moo juice!”

- E G G - G I E

- BUTTER GO BRRRRRRRR

[only-in-movies]

- Floof powder

[angryalliterations-deactivated2]

F I R E

[xanthumn]

[agoddamnedrayofsunshine]

Other highlights:

“It doesn’t tell ya how to eat it, so I don’t know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back” (about the very phallic looking candle salad)

“This pie is referred to as a chiffon. Now what does that mean? It means it was written by a white person.”

“We take our can of Spam and we cry :)”

“This doesn’t need salt it needs help!”

[zwoelffarben]

“I’m going to assume we have the same size package, although the last time I assumed that I wound up stunned and quite self-conscious.”

[acfan120]

“DEMON BABY!!”

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[cd-call-official-blog]

“Nothing says the holidays like AMBIGUOUS MEAT!”

[bookwyrminspiration]

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

[fake-tweets]

posted 0.3 seconds after walker walked into the room, probably

[fake-tweets]

[teatertots]

Part 2 - King

Queen here

[sldierbarnes]

I can’t trust my own mind. So, until they figure out how to get this stuff out of my head I think going back under is the best thing, …for everybody.

[enchantedbook]

Emily Bronte 's "Wuthering Heights" illustrated by Rovina Cai.

[somanywords]

they are the gift that keeps on giving! part 1 & 2 <3

[doveywovy]

a funnier fic option is just steve trying to give sam the shield and sam, trained VA counselor, immediately is like. oh my god hes going to kill himself

[ohevoyev]

when mitski said ‘i will see your body bare and still i will live here’ and when joni mitchell said ‘part of you pours out of me in these lines from time to time’ and when keaton henson said ‘if you must die sweetheart, die knowing your life was my life’s best part’ and when pylades said to orestes ‘i have to protest, do you think i would choose to live without you?’ and when hozier said ‘no grave can hold my body down i’ll crawl home to her’

[ohevoyev]

when leon bridges said ‘i put a pillow under your hair i gave you tender loving, my care’ and when harry styles said ‘i’m just happy getting you stuck between my teeth’ and when mistki said ‘it’s always been just him and me together’ and when patroclus said about achilles ‘i would know him in death, at the end of the world’ and when sufjan stevens said ‘i can’t explain the state i’m in, the state of my heart, he was my best friend’

[countessravengrey]

And when Stevie Wonder sang, “I believe when I fall in love with you, it will be forever,” and when Bonnie sang, “Somewhere just beyond my reach is someone reaching back for me,” and when Clannad sang, “No matter where you go, I will find you…if it takes a 1000 years,” and when STP sang, “If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend,” and when Death Cab for Cutie sang, “If there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks, I will follow you into the dark,” and-

[scampdoodle]

Thunderbolts* fan poster!