Grayson

Just a short king 👑 sitting upon my Testostethrone

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

[insufferable-yapper]

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

[myterriblethirties]

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

[brokenteardrops]

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

[myterriblethirties]

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

[evilwizard]

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

[cowboybarbaryn]

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

[evilwizard]

IN A SCARY WAY

[queenofskys5]

Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!

[evilwizard]

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION

[xxxxactly]

Brutalist maze, Seattle

[oneheadtoanother]

ultimate boss of sound guys

[kianamaiart]

she's on her break

[toskarin]

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

[omni-rhombus]

Lemme look something up...

[omni-rhombus]

This is literally some Looney Toons level bullshit

[captain-price-unofficially]

Ah yes, the first Spanish astronaut

[foone]

[atomikats]

his first point was going to be “i don’t even get up at night to pee”

[csny]

[thesituation]

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[misophonie]

what if i told uou we could have so much more you and i

[riben-deactivated20230922]

My pet milkfly

[riben-deactivated20230922]

I think im becoming a milkfly

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Im starting to feel just like a milkfly

[riben-deactivated20230922]

[evilbeast]

sometimes my friends send me good reels

(op)

[tsarina-anadyomene]

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

[gsot]

[drmajalis]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

War is most effectively planned, fought and managed by people who'd really rather be doing something else.

[pawbeanies]

hiiii welcome to the puppyboy maid cafe!! what can i get for yew to drink... we have.... wagter and .... pawfee and .... pilk (puppy milk)

[pawbeanies]

the puppyboy maid cafe has been shut down by the health depawment

[dumbpuppyfag]

i'm about to end up on the awoos

[lamignonette]

[themirokai]

Contemplating crimes….

[lilaccatholic]

I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

[reinanova]

[terror-billie]

[starlightshadowsworld]

Bawling my eyes out brb