Space Trash

holy shit where do we start

[bobokitty]

[whats-a-bear]

[heyyallitsbeth]

this video is more sexual than the video of Tifa getting railed by Cloud that was shown before the italian government

[oisenoise]

[lauralot89]

now wait just a damn minute

from The Book of Were-Wolves (1865) by Sabine Baring-Gould, Chapter VIII "Folk-Lore Relating to Were-Wolves":

In the south of France, it is still believed that fate has destined certain men to be lycanthropists—that they are transformed into wolves at full moon.

The Internet assured me that werewolves transforming under the full moon was an invention of the 1935 film Werewolf of London, and yet.

My life is a lie.

[brawlite]

the noun, your personal preference:

come

cum

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[anexperimentallife]

Also applies to "AI" "artists" and "musicians."

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[moon-of-curses]

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

[ominous-signs]

reddit looks so pretty here ☺

[shamebats]

Most of those iPad babies you're seeing are probably sick of that fucking tablet too.

[shamebats]

A lot of parents are very bad at parenting and don't like their children. They don't want to talk to them, be around them or do anything with them. You know, the things kids need and will remember the most once they're grown.

So they train them from an early age that they should always be distracting themselves with something as to not be in the way or annoying the adults.

For me it was books and TV when I was little, and computers later on. That's all I did because it was all I could do without getting yelled at, and it was the closest to human interaction I could get most of the time.

[shamebats]

Everyone loves to make fun of & complain about iPad kids but nobody thinks about the struggle of navigating life as an adult when you were forced to spend your entire childhood keeping yourself distracted so your parents didn't have to acknowledge your existence.

[incorrectclassicbookquotes]

So I want to be an elementary school teacher, I’m getting my master’s now in elementary education, but I’ve also nannied and children are so interesting to be around. They ask questions and then if you don’t know the answer you just look it up and now you’ve learned something too. The first little boy I nannied for had so many questions and I learned so much because of him. I learned about what kind of cars each symbol means, I learned that cucumbers are fruits, and I learned about spiders. The point is that children are interesting because they are seeing the world for the first time and you should want to interact with them when you are a parent.

[shamebats]

People always assumed I would have children of my own because little kids of family friends always loved me so much when I was a teen, they'd talk about me to their parents & ask over and over again when they could see me next. I definitely didn't know anything about childcare at that age. All I did was listen to them & show interest in whatever they wanted to show or tell me about. That was literally it.

[airedelalmena]

Yeah. It's child abuse. Don't blame the kids.

[ooo-silly-worms]

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[izzetheking]

in my past life as japanese royalty i had a cyst maiden who tended to my cysts

[excitementshewrote]

[sunderwight]

Isekai but the teenage boy wakes up to find himself sporadically occupying the body of a little old lady who appears to be the protagonist of a series of cozy murder mysteries where everyone in her quaint seaside town keeps getting violently and thematically killed.

Whilst wearing the guise of retired widow Mrs. Butterwell, Hideki must use all of his knowledge of genre and structure to try and prevent these murders before they can happen, because quite frankly that seems easier than actually solving the murders (he's not great at puzzles). He's been spending a lot of time talking to people around town to try and solve their various crises just to cover his bases too. It's really opened his eyes to the importance of community.

[kungfunurse]

nuh uh @sunderwight this doesn’t get lost in the tags

[hal-monitor]

✨⚾️ BASEBALL YURI ⚾️✨

[theremina]

“Stress” by Yoan Capote

  2004

Concrete and bronze

250 x 60 x 60 cms

Edition : -

Collection : Karen and Robert Duncan- Lincoln, Nebraska, USA

This piece was inspired by the artist’s personal experience of grinding his teeth as a result of stress; but the work is also a monument to the collective experience of contemporary urban life. The artist went to a clinic in Havana and took the molds of teeth of several anonymous people; he reproduced those teeth in bronze and conjoined the molds in a linear fashion. The bronze teeth bear the weight of each 500 pound concrete block. The sculpture symbolically uses the notion of gravity, material and its weight to create the sculpture and the idea of burden; it also examines the meaning of teeth as an important part of the body used to establish identification or the identity of a person.

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...