totmatsu

Adult / He/Him / Osomatsu-san sideblog of dullard (so I'll interact through that account)

[totmatsu]

hiiii i want to make friends

you can find my art tagged as #my-art

[takoparty]

*drops this and runs away*

[bigbuggyman]

Oso-san beach day!!

[beesmygod]

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[fiveenemies]

funny post

[shemumbledsomething]

Osomatsu-san from  アニメスタイル009 part 2 (pt 1)  ※

[nostalgiapilled]

good save

[gachamatsu]

yanagida in the musical au

[vibragarlic]

musical sextuplets :D

(there's room for a musical notation joke somewhere but i can't make it)

[jeweler-m]

Ok what's your pricing structure like if I'm broke

[jeweler-m]

What's your pricing structure like....?

“Take your pick!”

[osopine]

idiotmatsu, shittymatsu, fappymatsu, kittymatsu, jyushimatsu 🙄😑

and me 😘💕

[vibragarlic]

jyushimatsu month day 6 with todomatsu!!!!!!

ID in alt

[gachamatsu]

some zaimoku for the soul

[saintleighhh]

‘Im here for you atsushi-kun….see? I’m real~’

this took 13 hours oh my good god…anything for atsutodo and mixer totty…🩷

speed paint! (parden the random doodle at the start + the random image of my hand lmao)

[fiveenemies]

todo would be so good at doing that obnoxious awful horrid vomit inducing influencer cadence i hate it when they cook their stupid little recipe and take their stupid little bite and have to make a whole little SUBTLE show of it like omg exaggerated mouth movements but not TOO much but obviously not something anyone NORMAL would do then looking off to the side while they do it eyes widen stare back at the camera nodding a bit like OMG! I HAD NO CLUE IT WAS GONNA TASTE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD! start pointing at it like we cant already fucking see the food bc its the only thing in the shot aside from the person and the video is obviously abt the fucking food. whatever. anyways yah he'd love doing it