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#lord of the rings #lotr #cat memes #memes

Like moths to a fucking flame, I swear SEAF intentionally runs into my incendiary mine field even after I tell them to follow me

#I shouldn’t be responsible to their lack of spatial awareness #I would still die for them though #helldivers 2 #helldivers ii #helldivers #helldivers 2 meme #helldivers meme

natt2001-14

h m 🤨

toto-py

My friends and can’t stop quoting this shit. We lose it every time we find an artillery site in a mission

#helldivers 2 #helldivers 2 meme #hd2 #helldivers #helldivers ii #helldivers meme

mirille

Well Helldivers. Lets get to work. This toppy ain't gonna sloppy itself!

#helldivers 2 #helldivers #hd2 #helldivers ii #helldivers 2 meme #helldivers meme

helldivers-2

Helldivers, are you ready to do some crowd control?

When it comes to Super Earth, you are the law–the final word on freedom and Managed Democracy in our streets. You are the keeper of the peace and the deliverer of justice, but you need to step up your gear before you go out on patrol. That’s why the Ministry of Defense has approved the release of the Force of Law Premium Warbond on June 12!

Full Briefing.

toto-py

Arrowhead knew they had to release this one after Super Earth was saved or people would be roleplaying police brutality and other shit like that. Also insane they called one of the new weapons the “Escalator”

#helldivers #helldivers 2 #helldivers ii #helldivers updates #hd2 warbonds

judas-iscaryot

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

judas-iscaryot

for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

judas-iscaryot

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ekayaiko

Colossal squid are known to be elusive and likely avoid the bright and loud research equipment used underwater.

this is a juvenile colossal squid!! it's transparent to camouflage in the shallower waters where it lives at this stage of its life. it'll head deeper and turn redder the older it gets- red light is the wavelength least able to penetrate water, so the deeper you go the quicker the red filters out. red or black marine life is hardest to see down there because there's no red light to reflect off the animal, it'll just be dark! stealthy abyssal terror in the making <3

toto-py

THE ILLUMINATE ARE IN THE OCEANS

#colossal squid #squid #joking but this is so fucking cool #helldivers ii #helldivers 2 #helldivers 2 meme

helldivers-2

AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH

#helldivers #helldivers 2 #helldivers ii #helldivers updates #super earth

helldivers-2

The Illuminate have retreated from Super Earth battlespace. The Heart of Democracy has been defended. The Battle of Super Earth is won.

The devastation wrought upon our home is immense. Only two Mega Cities remain standing: Prosperity City and Equality-on-Sea. The remainder have been vacated by the enemy, having suffered catastrophic damage at their hands.

Across the Federation, approval for impromptu celebrations in the streets has been issued. C-01 permits approval allowances have been quintupled, though processing delays may occur following the loss of ADMINCEN 02. All know the endurance of Freedom is thanks to the innumerable sacrifices of the Helldivers, and the SEAF soldiers fighting by their side. Awards for valor for SEAF veterans are being processed.

Remaining Illuminate forces were last observed making FTL jumps from Super Earth orbit. The enemy has also vacated New Haven, Pilen V, and Widow's Harbor, burning the surface of those planets as they fled. No stations detect Illuminate forces—the enemy has gone into hiding. They will be found.

After days of nonstop fighting, Super Earth stands. The mettle of Managed Democracy has been tested; the will of the people has overcome the enemy. The Helldivers have achieved victory.

#helldivers #helldivers 2 #helldivers ii #helldivers updates #super earth #illuminate #battle for super earth

helldivers-2

🚨 ALERT 🚨

The President of Super Earth has passed away.

The President of Super Earth died heroically defending the Presidential Security Bunker from the Illuminate. Presidential authority has been placed upon the Ministry of Defense, per Super Earth protocol.