THIS IS MY OLD BLOG

[just-shower-thoughts]

Time machines need to be teleportation machines also because otherwise you’ll end up in the middle of space while the earth has orbited somewhere else entirely.

[radioh]

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

Goth Clowns are just Mimes 

[mariopowertennis]

My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes 

[orchidvioletindigo]

Your gf who works with clowns

[wowpville-blog]

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

hes talking about me after he fucking rips me in half with his dick

[dirdbub-deactivated20180114]

why did I sign up for this website to be my main source of entertainment. like, I could have done that with fuckin’ vine or some shit and actually have a chance at profiting off of it, but instead I’m stuck with posts talking about how they want David DeLuise playing Jerry Russo on Wizards of Waverly Place to rip them in half with his dick. I hate my life

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

are you telling me you dont want Jerry Russo to fuck your brains out so hard his dick comes out your forehead

[dirdbub-deactivated20180114]

actually, now that you mention it,

[scrutinousmind]

[yardwaste-deactivated20170903]

i’m adrian

[newtypezaku]

[akamxru]

cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

[akamxru]

YOU ALREADY KNO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON

[dirtshrines]

[seaskeen]

oh deeyah

[that-twink-over-there]

I’m full of garlic bread and homosexual thoughts

[kimpossibooty]

Did anyone else’s undiagnosed depression when they were young manifest in terrible dental hygiene that haunts you to this day or was that just a me thing

[kimpossibooty]

I am shocked and relieved by how relatable this is

[lagonegirl]

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

White people are just…. so damn clueless

[seaskeen]

it is so hot in germany, help, my skin is visibly moist

[4444555666777888999]

8 years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.

[vrson]

20 years old. illiterate. the weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]