Reach out, touch faith

Indie fandomless Lucifer Penned by Cecil tracks tag: touchfxith

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This universe was interesting. Different. The girl especially so. They were curious. Which of course led them to grabbing her arm, voice pleading. Posture nervous as they looked over their shoulder before looking back at her. 

“Hey walk with me for a minute, please? I think some guy’s been following me for a few blocks, can’t kick him off my trail. Heard it’s safer in numbers. Sorry to bother,” never mind that the supposed man was an illusion they were upholding for just this purpose.

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Random headcanon-

I feel like one of Lucifer’s favorite things to do if they’re gonna try to freak someone the fuck out. Would be to turn into some animal. Stand off to the side. And then mimic the fuck out of voices of people you care for. And have them saying terrifying shit. Instill a paranoia in you for whatever reason. Not for any specific reason. Just because they’re bored and seeing people wanting to crawl out of their skin is a great time.

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Starter call.

Like this if you want a potential starter from this asshole.

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Headcanon-

One of Lucifer’s main tactics of getting to people up front is to make someone feel bad for them. Or to seem vulnerable. Ask them for help. Appear friendly. But then on the low-key say things like, “oh come on, live a little. One won’t hurt you.” when giving options that aren’t necessarily good things. They will make a bitch damn themself if they can.

They’ll also lie up front about who they are if someone doesn’t already know. Appear even more helpless, or human if they can.

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ahs: asylum sentence meme

❜  i do hope you know what you’re in for. the loneliness, the heartbreak, the sacrifice you will face as a woman with a dream of her own.  ❜

❜  you don’t have any idea of what i’m capable of.  ❜

❜  just remember- if you look in the face of evil, evil’s gonna look right back at you.  ❜

❜   you are gonna give me that book because it’s my fate to have it.  ❜

❜   one of these days i’m gonna fly my ass right outta here. watch and see.  ❜

❜   i don’t doubt it.  ❜

❜   he’s just another maniac!  ❜

❜   the cruelest thing of all is false hope.  ❜

❜   hell, i’m the queen of candyland.  ❜

❜   don’t be childish.  ❜

❜   daddy will be there in a minute.  ❜

❜   the baby’s full term. it won’t be long.  ❜

❜   well, hot damn. ❜

❜   you know how this goes. you make a sound, i bash your head in.  ❜

❜   there is no god, but there is a santa claus!  ❜

❜   are you ready for me?  ❜

❜   nutmeg makes all the difference in the world.  ❜

❜   mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin.  ❜

❜   all monsters are human.  ❜

❜   god always answers our prayers. it’s just rarely the answer we’re looking for.  ❜

❜  i’m blessed with the gift of total clarity.  ❜

❜  a little compassion would go a long way.  ❜ 

❜  i see you found my little… hobby.  ❜

❜  don’t worry, she won’t bite. i took her teeth.  ❜

❜  i can either cut your throat or i can strangle you. i don’t believe in guns.  ❜ 

❜  i’m clearly insane.  ❜

❜  under all that piousness and fidelity; there’s a real darkness.  ❜

❜  one day, i’ll bury you.  ❜

❜  i’m going to come back tonight and slit your throat nice and easy.  ❜

❜  i always wanted to know what it was like inside the mind of a killer. now i know.  ❜

❜  you think i’m crazy. oh wait, that’d be you.  ❜

❜  i’m goddamn plucky, remember?  ❜

❜  this is a mercy killing.  ❜

❜  i am tough. but i’m no cookie.  ❜

❜  we are vultures, attracted to the scent of rotting meat.  ❜

❜  lies are like scars on your soul. they destroy you.  ❜

❜  that’s not what i’m hungry for.  ❜

❜  the world is wrong.  ❜

❜  there is no god. not a god who would create the things i saw.  ❜

❜  i’m not crazy.  ❜

❜  self doubt is a sure sign of sanity.  ❜

❜  i have no idea what you just said.  ❜

❜  you are one sick twist.  ❜

❜  i don’t know who she was talking about.  ❜

❜  you tried to fly away, so i had to clip your wings.  ❜

❜  i hope you don’t mind if i don’t use anesthetic. it interferes with my readings.  ❜

❜  we have all the time in the world.  ❜

❜  i used to keep one as a pet until it bit me and i broke its neck.  ❜

❜  i don’t believe in god. but i believe in evil. i have seen it up close and personal.  ❜

❜  you have no idea what it means to have lost you.  ❜

❜  we get blamed for everything.  ❜

❜  i have a cucumber in my room but not because i was hungry.  ❜

❜  kill me.  ❜

❜  shall i kiss you and make this all go away?  ❜

❜  babycakes, i’m only just starting to toy with you.  ❜

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Really random headcanon-

Sometimes Lucifer shifts into the form of a huge black dog and fucks with people because. massive telepathic talking dog that’s tempting you to sin. because come on. it’s a terrifying monster of a dog. also it’s a dog. people listen to dogs.

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Other headcanon-

Lucifer isn’t immediately the type to go full violence on a person. They of course could murder someone on the spot if they felt inclined. And on occasion they do. But they’d rather see people damn themselves. Because they take advantage of free will in a way. It’s more satisfying to watch someone realize that they fucked up their own lives too late because they made the choice to listen to them.

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Headcanon-

Lucifer can read people’s minds if they want. And they do it constantly to know what things to say to get to you if you’re more susceptible to them. And even if you’re not.

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A Princess, an Elf, and a Demon Walk into a Bar

❝ Hope you got your beauty sleep. ❞

❝ Anything’s safer than guarding that prince/ss! ❞

❝ You’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to get married. ❞

❝ You wanna switch places? ❞

❝ I’m actually hoping for death, thanks though. ❞

❝ Did you make sure to add extra frosting? ❞

❝ I just wanted to have a last bit of fun before the happiest day of my life. ❞

❝ Great I have to wear this crazy veil and pretend I’m a virgin? ❞

❝ I thought that I’d get married for true love, or because I was wasted. ❞

❝ You ever wish you could live in a place where people are really truly happy? ❞

❝ ___, it’s like you don’t appreciate your assembly-line job. ❞

❝ Yeah, singing while you work’s not happiness. It’s mental illness. ❞

❝ Ugh! I’m sick of being happy all the time. ❞

❝ Just once I wish…I wish I could go somewhere where people are miserable. ❞

❝ ___ you are hereby curse from the deepest depths of the underworld! ❞

❝ A weird ghost guy is attacking and complimenting me. ❞

❝ Ghosts are losers that got murdered. ❞

❝ Get used to it, cause you are stuck with me for all eternity. ❞

❝ Just because I’m not jolly all the time doesn’t make me a weirdo. ❞

❝ It’s like you do the slightest thing here, and everyone freaks out. ❞

❝ It’s like they all have peppermint sticks up their asses. ❞

❝ And that, my friend, is how one returns a gift. ❞

❝ If you don’t calm down, this is gonna be a long forever. ❞

❝ Don’t you want to see the outside world? ❞

❝ I don’t know why we keep that lever there. ❞

❝ Scribeldy-scrobeldy-screw the Jolly Code! ❞

❝ I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I wanna cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I wanna take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard! ❞

❝ Mustard, vinegar, anchovies? These are the ravings of fools. ❞

❝ I’d rather die a big death than live a small life. ❞

❝ Wow, for the first time in my life I feel completely calm and—-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ❞

❝ I’m a prince/ss. I can’t do my own bidding. ❞

❝ You know that little voice in your head that says to do the right thing? ❞

❝ So you’re like a terrible friend? ❞

❝ I never said I’m your friend. ❞

❝ Shame you’re a prince/ss and too dainty to do anything about it. ❞

❝ Well, I like war, but I wouldn’t say I love it. ❞

❝ How long is this gonna last? ❞

❝ Times when you really shouldn’t are exactly when you really should. ❞

❝ I was raised by a pack of drinking buddies. And I came out perfect. ❞

❝ I mean nobody knows anything for sure but if I talk with confidence you dopes will believe anything I say. ❞ 

❝ I’m just kicking back with my new cat. ❞

❝ I’m not here to answer cat questions. ❞

❝ Are you trying to make a jerk out of me? ❞

❝ Actually, I’d be fine if someone could just slide my head up a bit. ❞ 

❝ It was sweet of you to wreck my wedding, but you’re kind of slowing us down. ❞ 

❝ Well, it took all day, but I finally got my winnings. ❞ 

❝ Stand back, chumps. Watch as a non-chump chumps these chumps. ❞ 

❝ I’ve never had a nightmare. Is this one? ❞ 

❝ I have theory. Maybe they go up. ❞ 

❝ I won’t even dignify that with an upward glance.❞ 

❝ I’ve never heard of anything. ❞ 

❝ This is so helpful. How can we ever repay you? ❞

❝ Cool night air, sky full of stars….this sucks. How much further? ❞ 

❝ I would get rid of all the diseases plaguing mankind and replace them with worse ones. ❞ 

❝ Hey, s/he’s making fun of my dreams. That’s what friends do! ❞

❝ What’s this weird feeling I don’t want to drink away? ❞

❝ I’ll be entering your dreams tonight in the form of a laughing skull. ❞ 

❝ Yeah, that’s me. That’s me. I’m sorry. I’m sorry about that. ❞ 

❝ Well, now we know something we didn’t know yesterday. ❞ 

❝ I might as well give up and accept that I’ll never be anything more than a wealthy queen/king of a fabulous faraway kingdom. ❞ 

❝ You are beautiful and your skin is so soft, and your hair smells like butterscotch, but you’re wrong! ❞ 

❝ Pardon my language but destiny is baloney! ❞ 

❝ Your future is not foretold. It’s what you make of it. ❞           

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Headcanon-

Their current look is not a vessel. It is a form that they are upholding that they made for their self for the time being. The downside to it is that it takes a certain amount of energy to keep people from seeing weird Off things about the form because no matter how well they can mimic a human, people still see things that aren’t human if they’re not keeping up an aura of mind altering. At the very least without the aura, they don’t feel real to the touch in a human way because it’s not actually human, it just looks human. So it’s consistently up unless someone knows who and what they are.

They can do it, but sometimes it’s tedious. So eventually they gonna take a vessel again. Just not right now.

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Headcanon-

Unless you already know who they are, or they think telling you who they are straight up is beneficial, this bitch will come up with a fake identity when meeting you. And will make themselves as normal as they can. And they’ve had centuries of practice doing it.

Often times the alias is just Lucy for the sake of ease. Sometimes it’s something else. Depends if they’re choosing a more masculine form, or if they’re trying to be even more inconspicuous for whatever reason. If they are with a vessel, then they take on the name of the vessel until it’s their time to shine as The Devil.

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        Reach out, touch faith

**Indie fandomless Lucifer blog, my dudes. **Things tagged as accordingly as possible. **I’m friendly and will love you. Lucifer’s a sack of shit but will at least pretend.

   ♞ Penned and loved dearly by Cecil