The First to Rebel

And perhaps the one of the few redeeming factors of your otherwise pitiful, regrettable existence is the pleasures of the flesh. You may ask questions to that extent. Any others may result in my extreme displeasure. You may recall that my temperament can be quite catastrophic, so I would tread carefully. [Supernatural's Lucifer ask blog w/ questions of a NSFW nature being perfectly acceptable.]

[touchlikeice]

Where have you been, Lucifer?

Everywhere.

Things at the Bunker have been quiet. I go there when I’m needed or called. 

[foulsuggestion-deactivated20160]

Such a pretty little slut, aren't you? Mmm, what I wouldn't give to fuck into that tight angel pussy of yours.

…

…My what?

[foulsuggestion-deactivated20160]

I’m not!

[touchlikeice]

I suppose you are flushed from arousal instead?

[hell-hathno-fury]

Yeah. I mean everyone just walking around with angel wings that can fly them anywhere and they sit on their asses watching TV instead. Huh. 

Keep flipping channels, Pops.

[touchlikeice]

You're awfully demanding tonight.

[risebysinxfallbyvirtue]

Like what you see, perv?

[touchlikeice]

That would be an understatement.

Do you think you will be lonely without company while you bathe?

[risebysinxfallbyvirtue]

…

Whatever. Gonna take a shower.

[touchlikeice]

...

[hell-hathno-fury]

Uh-huh.

You know what? How about you pick what we watch.

[touchlikeice]

Very well.

...

These landscapes are far more stunning in person. Why anybody would watch them on a screen instead of going to view them is beyond me.

[risebysinxfallbyvirtue]

…

You’re…I don’t even have words.

[touchlikeice]

Hm?

[hell-hathno-fury]

I thought you enjoyed that last marathon we had, or maybe it was just the ending of the night you liked. Hmm. 

Want to see what’s on the old movie channel?

[touchlikeice]

That one about the Americans killing Nazis was almost amusing. Almost. In a pile of rubbish, perhaps even a rat is fascinating.

That sounds fine. Sometimes the story lines are better since that is all they had going for them.

[risebysinxfallbyvirtue]

Nope.

Nothing.

[touchlikeice]

Oh. Good, then.

[hell-hathno-fury]

Oh, hello.

So…what are you feeling, Pops? A late movie, maybe?

[touchlikeice]

If you so wish.

I refuse to watch any more garbage from that one Tarantino guy, however. 

[touchlikeice]

Am I now? Hm. I apologize. I will go about my usual business instead, then.

[risebysinxfallbyvirtue]

No - what? Fuck —

[touchlikeice]

Hm? What, was there something you wanted?

[foulsuggestion-deactivated20160]

Such a pretty little slut, aren't you? Mmm, what I wouldn't give to fuck into that tight angel pussy of yours.

…

…My what?

[touchlikeice]

Well, that does answer one question I had in terms of you.

Your face is very red, Castiel.

[foulsuggestion-deactivated20160]

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[touchlikeice]

It is a physical reaction to embarrassment. 

[touchlikeice]

It depends on your definition of busy. I am going to assume under yours in particular, it would be a “no”.

I suppose you want my attention to busy you, hm?

[hell-hathno-fury]

Well, maybe. You know, if you’re really not busy. 

[touchlikeice]

I can spare the time.

[touchlikeice]

For precisely the reasons you are providing me with now.

Red is quite an attractive color on you.

[risebysinxfallbyvirtue]

You’re - God, you’re the worst!

[touchlikeice]

Am I now? Hm. I apologize. I will go about my usual business instead, then.

[hell-hathno-fury]

Ya busy, Pops?

[touchlikeice]

It depends on your definition of busy. I am going to assume under yours in particular, it would be a "no".

I suppose you want my attention to busy you, hm?

[risebysinxfallbyvirtue]

Jesus, why do you have to say stuff like that?

[touchlikeice]

For precisely the reasons you are providing me with now.

Red is quite an attractive color on you.

[risebysinxfallbyvirtue]

Hmm. Must be if I’m with you.

[touchlikeice]

You are currently with the archangel commonly revered as the most beautiful of God's Creations.

They were mistaken only because you were not yet created. I come in close second.