Nobody Messes With Me

You may know me as the only member of the H.I.V.E. Five with more than half a brain which, incidentally, is why I'm going it solo now—more or less. Sometimes I'll stoop to the occasional gig with them, y'know, for old times sake. I may not be taking much advantage of my five finger discount anymore but, the way I see it, that doesn't change anything. Don't mess with me, we'll get along just fine. Try me and, well, you may find yourself with a bit of bad luck. extra M!A: None; accepting. [ Side bar art here ] [ This RPer took the anti-hate pledge. ] Status Semi-hiatus; erratic activity. Mun has essays due March 30th & April 20th. She's also doing a festival which has weekly practices Wednesday night and all-day Sunday. The festival itself is April 26th. Please be understanding of this!

[wordsnquotes]

It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.

Tom Gates (via wordsnquotes)

[toughxluck-blog]

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

[toughxluck-blog]

[ so I haven't been here in forever - sorry! - but have a picture of me slaying everyone as black widow at comic con ]

[taherehmafi]

DIY SHATTER ME SHOES 

I have two great loves in this world: shoes and books. I wanted to have some fun combining these two ideas, so I decided to grab a pair of old boots and the book that started it all: SHATTER ME. It’s a story about a girl with a lethal touch; but at its core it’s a book about a girl with a fractured heart and mind, and how she learns to put the pieces of herself back together. These shoes are about just that: proof that not only can you recover from being beaten and broken, but you can take what’s left and become something even more beautiful. Something that shines.

Enter: SHATTER ME Shoes.

I created these boots using a pair of dearly loved but worn-to-bits Jeffrey Campbells (Brisbanes - original here), about 50 broken mirrors (purchased from my local craft store), and some really intense adhesive. 

hope you guys have fun crafting (and reading!)!

xx

[glitterboots]

YOU ARE A TOTAL BAMF

[justrpmemesandmusings]

send “five times the love,” and i will write a drabble about the five times my muse fell in love with yours.

[toughxluck-blog]

( you can use this as platonic love as well. love isn’t always romantic. )

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

Somebody Screwed Up Starters

"Care to explain yourself?"

"What were you thinking?!"

"I cannot believe you!"

"You made a big mistake."

"I’ll never forgive you for this."

"You are grounded for a month!"

"I wish I could say I was surprised."

"I should have seen this coming."

"I trusted you."

"I thought you were better than that."

"Why should I give you another chance?"

"You did what?!”

"I thought you learned your lesson last time."

"You’ve really screwed up this time."

"Don’t even bother saying you’re sorry."

"You can’t talk your way out of this one."

"Yes, I still love you."

"We’ll move past this. Somehow."

"You’re going to spend the rest of your life making this up to me."

"I think you owe somebody an apology."

"Someday we’ll look back on this and laugh."

[cthylle]

ok yes i may be evil and morally corrupt but i’m also incredibly beautiful and i think that makes up for it honestly

[honoriisms-blog]

best reason to follow someone who has the same muse as you:

twin au

[wxngman-blog]

past and future meeting au

[dereksinferno-deactivated201507]

"I came from an alternate timeline to stop you from screwing up" AU

[emperorofarkham]

this. this. this.

THIS.

[johnconstantpain-archive-deacti]

Here’s the funny thing about magic. It doesn’t matter if you understand the cost. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been burned by it again and again. If everything you love and value has been sacrificed, bit by bit. It feels fantastic. Imagine the rush. You’re the clever bastard who gets to outwit the universe itself. All the guilt and regret in the world can’t hold a candle to it. You just can’t give it up. And when you’ve lost everyone you’ve ever loved, and everything you’ve ever valued? When you’ve turned bitter and twisted, rotting from the hurt and the shame? You know what happens then? That’s when you start to get really powerful.

John Constantine (Constantine #2)

[deficiencyincourtship-deactivat]

[quoted-books]

needmentalhelpithinkiminsane asked: Do you have any suggestions for books that are similar to James Patterson’s Confessions of a Murder Suspect?

I will admit that I haven’t read this book- not a huge fan of James Patterson. However, after reading the synopsis, here are some books that are YA and mysteries. Hopefully, they work out for you too! 

Shoot me a message about why you liked Confessions of a Murder Suspect Too - maybe I’d like that one! 

1. Heist Society by Ally Carter

2. Don’t Look Back by Jennifer L. Armentrout

3. I Hunt Killers by Barry Lyga 

4. Stormbreaker by Anthony Horowitz

5. Trust Me, I’m Lying by Mary Elizabeth Summer

6. I Am the Messenger by Markus Zusak 

Thanks for the question! Happy reading!

[mckenzie-xxx-deactivated2014120]

Maybe I do deserve all the pain I’m in.

(via mckenzie-xxx)

[astudyinholmes-archive-blog]

                                   i am not a child now,                                      i can take care of                                                  M Y S E L F .                                i mustn’t let them down now,                                mustn’t let them see me cry.

                                                      i’m fine…                                                                 i’m fine…

[greelin]

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

[frommemetoyou]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[iglovequotes]

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[fortherpwriters]

Pride and Prejudice sentence meme

"As you wish to tell me, I doubt I have any choice in the matter."

"Good heavens. People."

"Have you no compassion for my poor nerves?"

"Miserable he may be, poor he is not."

"I have never seen so many pretty girls in all my life."

"I doubt we shall ever speak again."

"People do not die from colds."

"Good Lord, did you walk here?"

"She looked positively medieval.”

"You write uncommonly fast."

"We could always laugh at him."

"My good opinion once lost is lost forever."

"What excellent boiled potatoes.”

"You already owe me a fortune."

"You can’t invite people to other people’s balls."

"If he wishes to avoid seeing me, he must go. Not I."

"Do you never think ill of anybody?"

"It would be most inconvenient as I have sworn to loath him for all eternity.”

"What interesting relatives you have."

"Clearly, my family are having a competition to see who can expose themselves to the most ridicule."

"I think she likes him very much."

"We are all fools in love."

"You could not make me happy and I am convinced that I am the last person in the world to make you happy."

"Headstrong, foolish child."

"You cannot make me."

"Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry him/her and I will never see you again if you do."

"Not all of us can afford to be romantic."

"Don’t judge me, don’t you dare judge me."

"I love you. Most ardently."

"So this is your opinion of me, thank you for explaining so fully."

"I’m quite over him."

"She’ll be fixed forever as the silliest and most determined flirt who ever made her family ridiculous.”

"My brother gave it to me, he shouldn’t have."

"Quiet well is not very well."

"I think it is too late."

"First, I must tell you I’ve been the must inmitigated and comprehensive ass."

"Can you die of happiness?"

"You have insulted me in every possible way and can now have nothing further to say."

"For once in your life, leave me alone!"

"Surely you must know it was all for you."

"I never wish to be parted from you from this day on."

"Your hands are cold."

"I was entirely wrong about him/her.”

"You really do love him/her, don’t you?"

"We’re both so stubborn."

"I heartily give me consent."