lil dude that's fuckin sick

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters

[coughloop]

Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat

[bgm05]

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

[segamascott]

yes like obviously

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[girlnephew]

[inactive8484u58]

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

people r afraid to say it but this is dope

[mypoorcanary]

she asked what it felt like to be a brockhampton fan in 2017 i said not everything feels like something else

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[eatpussypraylove]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[jame7t]

we like to joke here but let’s be serious: Yoda deserved to be blasted apart (into smithereens) for lots of things, despite his wisdom

[lakevida]

give me another amulet im not driving

[schrodingersmoron]

Wait im meant to forgo the amulets when i drive?

[lakevida]

driving under the influence of the amulet is worse than six beers

[berrytart]

completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

[cyberratz]

me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left