Former Semantics Quibbler*.

(*Though truthfully, I still dabble.)

[tourett-icallyme]

AAAAHHHHH hi.

I've deleted so many posts in the last hour as I scroll to see what's up with you all. I've developed a bad habit of not talking (just ask my frustrated psychiatrist whom I've been no-talking to for about two years straight, if you can believe it. Neither of us are impressed with me but welp.)

Anyway. Glad to see some of you are still here. I've thought of many of you in the past few years even if I haven't been on social media for the most part (even Facebook misses me; I had to sub to actual news outlets 😯).

Tl;dr I've thought of my 2016+ Tumblr "family" people lots in the last couple years and I hope you're doing ok and sometimes I miss you. Tonight I'm saying it too.

[tourett-icallyme]

i’ve been scrolling.

ok admittedly the 1 thing i forgot about when coming back is how intensely tumblr was/is the root of all queer adaptations because like...

look. Those re-conceptualizing flag designs that existed 5 yrs ago that we were all (the queer-end of tumblrs) giving input on are now on every corner of my city in every capitalist store that doesn’t actually care beyond $$ earmed, so like

gg on that tbh. (im kinda proud that I had a bit of input on it every time I see it while getting Starbucks. it indicates the level of influence it had.)

but also lol damn the drama that still exists here.

at least tiktok is arguably the bigger meme originator at this point. It’s less pressure. I’m kinda into mattering less.

[tourett-icallyme]

Hello all. I’ve been awol for about a year and a half (realistically longer, if we’re talking when I truly resided here).

I still work at a vet’s office. I’m back in school too, though only a few courses at a time and the concept of not breaking down halfway through a semester is still new to me (I just got through my first one in a long while, but my odds are looking good for the winter based on this semester’s outcome).

Anyway, it’s nice to see you all. I miss things about tumblr. Particularly now that I’m 28 and getting older. But I’m doing pretty well.

So hello. :)

[troubleincorporated]

in honor of season 3 of game changer airing, i’ve clipped brennan’s fully buckwild monologue from the final episode of season 2

[magical-awesome-kid]

This whole episode is amazing because you watch Brenan, who has arguably won the most games of any College Humor cast member and is quite intelligent, lose his fucking mind as he fails to guess “yes or no” correctly to every question. It gets funnier as Zac and Ally got crowns for figuring the game out first.

And, yes, the premise of the game was “guess yes or no and if you’re answer matches Brenan, you’re wrong because Brenan can not win.”

[bajablast666]

[tourett-icallyme]

I wanna update on new job but tbh I probably won't be done processing this for another week. Too much happening lol.

But first impression? Good. :) I'm being treated like a human and I get an hour lunch break, paid.

It has truly illustrated to me how much restaurant/food industry exploits their workers lol. Like, I KNEW that before, but it's different when you finally experience being treated well lol.

[cityrun]

my neighbor thought i fucking DIED because he heard a loud crash (easel & canvas fell over while i was asleep) and had been trying to contact me for like an hour anyway artistic rendition of when i opened my door

[tourett-icallyme]

I start new job tomorrow so this week is gonna be stressful lol. My sleep schedule is a wreck and I've been unable to fall asleep so today's going to be a lot of micro dozing/naps with some laundry in between. I hope I'll feel less anxious after tomorrow. I'm nervous to see if I just get thrown into a job I know nothing about or if their onboarding... exists lol.

Cause we all know that a lot of places simply don't lol. But it's a new environment. I'm used to the food/restaurant industry which I gotta remember is different. Hopefully this place is just good all around.

[deus-e]

Obsessed

[todaysbat]

[thebewilderer]

THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS

I REPEAT: THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS

[bunjywunjy]

THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS BUT ONLY IN ONE DIRECTION

[sassysnowperson]

ONE DIRECTION IS MADE UP OF CALCULUS-DOING BATS

[tourett-icallyme]

 BRUH so the manager from the vet receptionist job that I didn’t get a while back? She just emailed me now saying there’s another position opening up if I’m still interested.

I obviously replied with a yes, so we will see, but I’m mostly surprised. I guess she wasn’t blowing smoke up my ass when she emailed my rejection last time and said she hoped it was okay to keep me on file in case something else came up.

We will see if this pans out or if it’s taken out from under me again lol but uhh maybe?

[tourett-icallyme]

Job hunting is a surefire way to make me angry lol. Not just because the requirements are ridiculous for super low pay and no benefits, but also because of the occasional illegal screening questions I notice that I know those employers will get away with asking.

Society sucks 👍

But anyway I've still gotta live so the hunt continues. Wish me luck in finding something not awful!

[mtfautoandrophile]

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

[mtfautoandrophile]

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

[catchymemes]

[anxietyproblem]

[vexinglyvague]

Yourpal_Austin on TikTok speaking truth.

[cristalplanetheart]

[a-tx-lone-star]

Such a beautiful cat.

[iamtheocean-deactivated20211023]

That tail. It is so...KITTY!

[kineticpenguin]

It is increasingly obvious that most people have no idea how to indicate an illness is slowly killing someone without making them cough up blood. Doesn’t matter what it is or if it has anything to do with your respiratory system, if you’re dying, you’re coughing up blood.

[kineticpenguin]

Writers found out about tuberculosis and were like “damn this slaps” and we’ve been stuck with it ever since