tout va bien

Live my life in self-defense; you know I love the past 'cause I hate suspense.

[thank-you-mrs-loopner]

[cartnsncreal]

[cocoacallalily]

This would’ve went on all day.. lol

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

She had me thinkin maybe it is 1235

[antiandrogen]

i believe her

[likethetapeworm]

dumb idiot thinks I’m holding food, more at 7

[adulthoodisokay]

OH MY GOSH

[moonyfae]

Feed Him asshole

[brenluke]

‘Basil, Polly, Manuel / Fawlty Towers’ Ink, white gouache and graphite pencil on bristolboard, Bren Luke, 2018

[sevdaliza-that-other-girl]

[egypt-museum-deactivated2021071]

Outer coffin of Queen Ahmose-Meritamun (cedarwood), from the Tomb of Ahmose-Meritamun (TT358) at Deir el-Bahari, sister and the wife of Pharaoh Amenhotep I. New Kingdom, 18th Dynasty, ca. 1550-1292 BC. Now in the Egyptian Museum, Cairo.

[195195119511951-deactivated2021]

I suspect that some of us are naturally attuned, or open, to the joy of what Walt Whitman called ‘original energy’ or what William Blake celebrates when he says 'Everything that lives is holy,’ or what H.D. means by 'spiritual realism,’ or what Li-Young Lee means when he says ’… The deepest possible silence is the silence of God. I feel a poem ultimately imparts silence. The way it’s again disillusioning. It disillusions us of our own small presence in order to reveal the presence of this deeper silence — this pregnant, primal, ancient, contemporary, and imminent silence, which is God.

“God is the Mother,” Alice Ostriker (via dorothea-rising)

[sensitiveaangel]

when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being

[eroscestlavie]

michel foucault was bald because janelle monae spoke these lyrics to him through a rift in spacetime and immolated his wig 

[fuckyeahwomenfilmdirectors]

Saoirse Ronan and Greta Gerwig at a press conference for Lady Bird. 

[fencer-x]

[ahjareyn]

I’m sorry, but if you think you can only make a sexy Hollywood movie by infringing on a woman’s safety and well-being, then you are 900% doing it wrong.

[pochacco]

[sailorflorana]

I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here

[corvvus]

hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision 

[noctuus]

Dowcto , wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・｀)

[chinon]

quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!!

[neo-soulless]

Please. turn off my fucking life support

[i-dream-of-emus]

[beachdeath]

a few weeks back i looked up the source of “we deserve a soft epilogue, my love” because it’s such a lovely, evocative line and i wanted to know the name of the poet who wrote it and it was. from captain america fanfiction.

[softpluto]

“in whatever manner it comes to be, love is never wrong, especially between one who has so much of it to give, and one so desperately in need of it” is from a naruto fanfic we’re living in a web of lies

[honeypunks]

[ineffectualdemon]

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

[aconfusedbird]

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

[let-tyrants-fear]

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it  

[manicvirgo13-deactivated2021030]

My daughter cries if you hand her something she’s reaching for sometimes so yeah.

[lizclimo]

Moms are magic 

[yesterdaysprint]

The Miami News, Florida, August 5, 1951